zhang chengling: my parents are wen kexing and zhou zishu, they're literally the best to me, even though shifu teaches me strictly

lan sizhui: my parents are wei wuxian and lan wangji! they always give me the toys i want... my parents are better than yours

early svsss luo binghe, in the midst of the argument:

lsz and zcl turn to look at him: and you?

shen qingqiu: ... aanndd that's when to conversation ends