hahaha thanks to lan_shizi again

Teacher: Your child fought today at school and lost

[Later at home]Lan Wangji: How could you behave like this. You are the bloodline of the Gusu Lan S- 

Wei Wuxian: Yeah how could you! I would've let you borrowed Chenqing if you had told me and you wouldn't have lost! Now they'll think you've got a loser mom. 

Optional ending (a little dark lol): 

Lan Sizhui: I fought the school shooter. Jin Ling saved me so I survived. Lan Jingyi passed out first second. 

Lan Wangji: ...Sizhui, I shouldn't have made assump- 

Wei Wuxian (from the basement): A-YUAN GET YOUR A** OVER HERE NOW I REALLY NEED TO TEACH YOU HOW TO USE CHENQING