*wen kexing to zhou zishu*

wen kexing: hey, ah-xu, do you know you're just like a watermelon?

zhou zishu: hmm?

wen kexing: it's because you are 我的美人 (wo de mei ren - my beautiful person)

zhou zishu: *proceeds to bury himself under the amount of snow there is on the mountain*

~~

*cao weining to gu xiang*

cao weining: ah-xiang, do you know you're just like a watermelon?

gu xiang: what? why?

cao weining: it's because you're-

gu xiang: ohhhh, i get it now. you think of me as a watermelon because i'm the source of your food. you're using me as your eating partner. are you looking down on me? you're using my money to buy yourself food. ahhh, i get it now.

cao weining: no- that's not- ah-xiang...

gu xiang: MASSSSSSTTTTTTTTTEEERRRRRRRRRRR!!!

*cao weining proceeds to bury himself with zhou zishu*