So a while back, I made this script for a possible collab with me and and a friend where we used our (disguised) voices for a video.

The vid is called "Short Girl X Tall Boy problems." It was never recorded, I wrote the script but my friend kind of just Thanos snapped out of existence.. and I never got the chance to show them what I made.

Who knows though? Maybe someone reading this might like the script and offer to voice act with me.

My goal is to one day add "voice actor" to my resumé of things I have done/can be. That'll settle nicely with all of my other little talents and tricks.

So on to the script now.
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\Introduction/
(This is the part where I do my YouTube Intro)

Hi there! My name WolfyKun with a "6." And today, we have a special topic of discussion.

You see, everyone has problems. Especially short girls and TALL boys, they have a lot of problems. Here are reasons why it sucks to be either of the two.
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\The Body/

Wolfy| "So.. I'm voicing the tall boy."
[Name here]| "And I'm voicing the short girl."
{In unison}| "Honestly.."
Wolfy| "Tall boy problems are worse."
[Name here]| "Short girl problems are definitely worse."
*both characters stare each other for a couple seconds of silence*
{In unison}|(*sounding both angry and confused*) "What? No!"
Wolfy| "I hate being tall!"
[Name here]| "You have no idea what it's like to be short!"
Wolfy| "No idea?" (*looks over at the other with a single eyebrow raised*)
[Name here]| "Yes! Ugh! 'You're so tiny!' people say for literally no reason at all. As if I don't already have to climb on top of a stepping stool and look myself in the mirror just to identify my height."
"People call you 'cute' a lot. Like, I know I'm five foot two, but that doesn't mean I'm 8 years old again, all glossy eyed over the mere sight of candy. (*Sidetracks*) Not that I wouldn't accept a Reese's pieces if you offered, or anything. But still, if I ask for your help because I can't reach that box of oatmeal off the top shelf in the grocery store, don't call my request 'adorable.' Just pass me the box and let's go back to being strangers, bub."
"Short girl problems are worse, end of story. Go ahead and end this video here."
Wolfy|(*silent for a couple of seconds*)...Yeah, Ok. I can see where you're coming from with that. Buut, short girl problems are nothing compared to tall boy problems."
[Name here]| "Pfft, as if."
Wolfy| "No, I'm serious. Have you ever been asked 'gonna play basketball?' because of your height? Have you ever had people assume that you're automatically good at sports because you're tell?"
"Look, I know I'm tall. But I'm pencil thin. Be for real here, does it look like my lanky behind has what it takes to get out there on some basketball court? Of course not! I wear glasses and I'm underweight, the wrong gust of wind could blow me away!"
"And don't even think about being someone's cooking assistant. 'Can you reach for this? Can you grab that? You're stretch arm strong, right?' they ask. And oh, does it get worse. I would absolutely LOVE to be short! Because the taller you are, the clumsier you are! 'How's the air up there?' someone would ask.. Like, seriously. How lame do you have to be in order to make that joke!? I'm may be nearly 7 feet tall, but don't think I won't come down to your level and karate chop you. Hiya! I can reach places, OK? Also.. I'm a sensitive giant. Tall people have feelings too.."
[Name here]| "Oh boo hoo. Does the wittle baby boi need his bottle to pacify him? Grow up! You sounded so petty, I have actual issues. Just act like the giant you are."
Wolfy| "Fee, fi, fo, fum. How is the air down there little one?" (*Proceeds with patting her head*)
[Name here]| (*hisses/growls*) "Don't you Pat my head! Are you trying to get bitten!? Like I said, I have actual problems. You have it easy, I have to climb shelves and almost levitate just to reach what I want."
Wolfy| "No, you have it easy. Didn't you head the clumsy bit? Short people don't have that kind of problem."
[Name here]| (*deadpans*) "You're just lazy..."
Wolfy| "Well yeah but-"
[Name here]| "No buts. Just admit that short girl problems are worse. You know it's true."
Wolfy| "...Never. I'll never admit it."
[Name here]| "Suit yourself."

(*[Name here] Jumps Wolfy, creating a dust cloud.*)

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(This is the part where I do my outro.)

Well.. that was something. Anyway, who do you think has worse problems? Comment down below! Also, while you're ate it, don't forget to tap like button. And maybe while you're ate it, you can press subscribe and click that notification bell! That way, you'll never miss another update from yours truly.

A special thanks goes out to [Name here]! They were such a good sport and I appreciate them so much for helping my first ever collab come to life! So, I would appreciate it so much if you go subscribe to their channel also (or follow their social media/other platform(s)).

So yeah, I think that's it. Thanks for watching this video, fam! Woof, woof! Stay awesome and peace fam!
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And that ^ was the whole script. It will most likely have more things (as in visual representations of some scenes in the script) added to it. Otherwise, that's what it looks like as a whole.

I wonder if anyone would want to voice the short girl.. that'd be cool. And if my friend reappears, they can have their role back. :)