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Description: Hogwarts has a school newspaper that is managed by the prefects of the four houses.

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FIRST YEAR

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The Hogwarts Times
September 2, 1971

The students of Hogwarts enjoyed a great back-to-school feast made by the talented House Elves last night. One big source of drama was the fact that Sirius Black, heir of the Black family, was the first of the entire line to be sorted Gryffindor! History was made, ladies and gentlemen. Each house got a handful of new fisties, though I've heard from Angela Green, Gryffindor perfect, that though the Gryffindor first years are few this year, they show promise of causing trouble! Be safe and stay away from the new Whomping Willow! Remember that the Forbidden Forest is indeed forbidden, along with a list of Zonkos products as found on page 3, as well as nailed to Mr. Filch's door. Have a wonderful start of term and get good grades this year!

Written by: Maria Peppernell, Hufflepuff Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
October 3, 1971

Greetings students of Hogwarts! Be sure to study hard this term, especially OWL and NEWT students. Also, enjoy time outdoors as fall turns into winter. Quidditch season is starting up and houses are holding try outs. Ravenclaw house has a new Quidditch captain, Don Chang. The Hufflepuff team also has a new captain...

Written by Jonathan Fischer, Ravenclaw Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
November 1, 1971

As we are starting a new month of the term, I would first like to reflect on the last one. There was a prank pulled at the Halloween feast last evening and I have a strong suspicious as to who charmed Dumbledore to speak in Garbledegook for his speech, but in the name of keeping ahead of Slytherin for the House Cup, I will keep this information to myself.

Written by: Michael Moor, Gryffindor Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
December 20, 1971

It is almost time for holidays and Slytherin is in the lead for the House Cup! Ravenclaw is not far behind, so Slytherins keep up the hard work! Hufflepuff is in third and Gryffindor is in last place. I suspect that this is strongly the fault of a certain group of trouble causing Gryffindors who cannot seem to refrain from pranking other Slytherin first years! Regardless, enjoy the Christmas Holidays and when you all return it will be the start of 1972!

Written by: Cynthia Rosier, Slytherin Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
May 21, 1972

As the school year is coming to an end, make sure you are all studying hard for your exams! Farewell to the graduating seventh years, we at Hogwarts wish you all the very best in your futures. And we wish returning students to have a fantastic summer holiday.

Written by: Angela Green, Gryffindor Prefect.

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SECOND YEAR

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The Hogwarts Times
September 3, 1972

Good day, Hogwarts. I'm writing to tell you all that the prank those second years pulled yesterday was bloody awesome (the teachers don't read these, do they?). I mean, sticking the entire Slytherin house to there seats after dinner? I'm inspired and impressed, but don't tell anyone because I'm a prefect. Well...this is going in the school paper, so I guess I've already...you know what, just keep doing what your doing second-ies—that doesn't sound right. The four of you need a name. Anyway, starting this year fresh, study hard and all that.

Written by: Henry Davis, Gryffindor Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
November 17, 1972

I have been informed by a trusty source that the group of mischievous second years have indeed come up with a name. They call themselves the Marauders, and if that doesn't fit, I don't know what will. Anyway, Gryffindor beat Hufflepuff in yesterday's Quidditch match! Woohoo!

Written by: Henry Davis, Gryffindor Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
December 2, 1972

If the 'Marauders' could kindly refrain from pranking the Slytherins every day, it would be much appreciated. Or else the little runts will get what's coming for them.

Written by: Lyle Ashworth, Slytherins Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
January 19, 1973

Professor Sprout has asked me to write this month's issue on the matter at hand. She has asked me to address the prank war taking place between Gryffindor and Slytherin and asks that you please tone it down a notch.

Written by: Lisa Brennan, Hufflepuff Prefect.

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THIRD YEAR

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The Hogwarts Times
October 9, 1973

On behalf of all Ravenclaws and other studious witches and wizards, I ask the Marauders to please avoid bothering Lupin in the library, as you are bothering the rest of us as well. Thank you.

Written by: Vanessa Vain, Ravenclaw Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
November 13, 1973

The day has come, folks. Tomorrow is the match between Gryffindor and Hufflepuff! James Potter (chaser) and Sirius Black (beater) have both made the team(also known as the Marauders, see page 4), though Potter debuted last year and we are in for a treat. I expect a clean win and many festivities in the common room, no alcohol Professor McGonagall, scout's honor.

Written by: Patrick Peters, Gryffindor Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
May 30, 1974

Hufflepuff won the House Cup! I'm so proud of us! I thought we would lose to Gryffindor for awhile because they were having a wonderful Quidditch season, but who am I kidding? The amount of detentions those Marauders have got really tips the scales in terms of house points.

Written by: Trinity Waters, Hufflepuff Prefect.

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FOURTH YEAR

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The Hogwarts Times
September 10, 1974

Is it just me or is anyone else a little concerned that the Marauders are in their fourth year? They are bound to be learning better spells to aid in their mischief making. Merlin help us all. Oh, and also, have a great term, I guess. And remember to steer clear of the Whomping Willow.

Written by: Jerome Jeffreys, Hufflepuff Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
November 3, 1974

Yes I am aware that it is Sirius Black's fifteenth birthday and that the prank pulled this morning was a birthday present. But seriously (don't you dare, Black) be more mature! Enough hexing the Slytherins! And also, how many times is James Potter going to stand on his house table and profess his love for Lily Evans before he takes a hint and realizes she doesn't like him back!

Written by: Samantha King, Slytherin Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
January 30, 1975

The whole entire school knows it is Lily Evans's birthday today because James Potter felt it to be a brilliant idea to embarrass her in front of the whole school and sing happy birthday (terribly out of key, might I add). Also, is Sirius Black dating Marlene McKinnon? She says they are, but I haven't any evidence to back up this rumor.

Written by: Renae Myra, Ravenclaw Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
February 17, 1975

Despite a promising lead in the Quidditch match against Ravenclaw yesterday, the Ravenclaw seeker caught the snitch and won the match. Gryffindor is now dealing with the loss, as well as the scary fall James Potter took from his broom when he was hit by a stray bludger. Sirius Black was adamant in his claim that Severus Snape, a fourth year Slytherin and rival of the Marauders, charmed the bludger from the stands, but there is no evidence to back up this rumor.

Written by: Frank Longbottom, Gryffindor Prefect.

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FIFTH YEAR

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The Hogwarts Times
September 2, 1975

Merlin help us all, they've got a man on the inside! I've just been informed that the Gryffindor male prefect for the fifth years is non other than Remus Lupin, the voice of reason of the group of Marauders (some argue he is the mastermind behind all pranks, but there is no evidence to back up this rumor, see page 2).

Written by: Alexis Dashner, Ravenclaw Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
September 29, 1975

Remus Lupin, keep your mates under control! As a prefect it is your duty to stop them causing trouble around the castle. The lot of you best watch your backs if something doesn't change.

Written by: Evan Rosier, Slytherin Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
September 30, 1975

No comment.

Written by: Remus Lupin, Gryffindor Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
November 18, 1975

Since the pranks have not stopped, we Slytherins have had enough. In light of the confusion surrounding the Marauders, we'd like to clear up some confusion. Sirius Black hasn't been seen with any girlfriends yet this year and, rumor has it, Sirius Black is gay!

Written by: Creselda Bliss, Slytherin Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
November 19, 1975

I will kindly respond to yesterday's comment that Creselda Bliss keep her ungodly nose out of other people's business. The rumors are just that, rumors and it is rude and disrespectful to be a bully. I expected more from a prefect. Thank you for your time.

Written by: Lily Evans, Gryffindor Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
January 23, 1976

I realize this school newspaper has turned into more of a gossip central, but I've just seen Sirius Black holding hands with Gryffindor Prefect Remus Lupin!!! Can Remus confirm the rumors?

Written by: Alexis Dashner, Ravenclaw Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
January 25, 1976

Has anyone else noticed that the Marauders are acting strangely and avoiding school gatherings? Or is it just me? I think the rumors surrounding Sirius Black and Remus Lupin may have some truth to them.

Written by: Naya Remira, Hufflepuff Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
February 5, 1976

Don't think we haven't noticed the sudden uptake of pranks against the Slytherins, Lupin! You're just adding fuel to the fire (and the rumors). You best watch yourself, you bloody poof.

Written by: Evan Rosier, Slytherin Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
February 6, 1976

Name calling will not be tolerated, Rosier. Why don't you focus on fixing your atrocious Charms grades instead of bullying others.

Written by: Lily Evans, Gryffindor Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
February 15, 1976

The Valentine's Tea was wonderful this year, thanks to the House Elves. I hope sincerely that everyone had a wonderful holiday. On another note, I noticed that Sirius Black, Gryffindor bachelor, did not show to the event. Does this point to the rumors going around that he's a homosexual?

Written by: Naya Remira, Hufflepuff Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
March 3, 1976

Does anyone else find it strange that Remus Lupin has completely ignored the Hogwarts Times since rumors broke? Some suspect he's got something to hide regarding the allegations.

Written by: Creselda Bliss, Slytherin Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
March 4, 1976

Who, me?

Written by: Remus Lupin, Gryffindor Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
March 6, 1976

For Merlin's sake, can anyone mind their own business around here anymore? I'm frankly disgusted at how the Hogwarts Times has turned into a gossip ring. Leave the bloke alone, blimey.

Written by: Nathan Christianson, Hufflepuff Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
April 2, 1976

I think it goes without saying that yesterday's prank was over the top. I'm not surprised that Gryffindor lost so many House Points in such a short amount of time that they are now dead last for the House Cup. Good news is that Ravenclaw is now in the lead!

Written by: Tyler Jackson, Ravenclaw Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
May 30, 1976

Slytherin won the last Quidditch game of the season against Gryffindor, James Potter (Gryffindor captain) was not happy! But unfortunately, Ravenclaw won the House Cup as they had more points. Gryffindor was still in dead last, leaving Hufflepuff to third place. As we say goodbye to our seventh years, we wish that the returning students have a good summer.

Written by: Creselda Bliss, Slytherin Prefect.

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SIXTH YEAR

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The Hogwarts Express
September 2, 1976

Students of Hogwarts, we're in trouble. The Marauders are officially sixth years and it seems that Sirius Black and James Potter have already scored a week's worth of detention from the train ride alone. Anyway, welcome First Years and everyone, have a great term!

Written by: John Temple, Hufflepuff Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
September 29, 1976

Lily Evans would like to reiterate that she does not like James Potter and that she thinks he is still an utter toerag, especially for the stunt he pulled during dinner last night by declaring his love for her on top of the Gryffindor table for the SEVENTH time.

Written by: Alice Prewitt, Gryffindor Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
November 1, 1976

No, Marauders, dressing up as Slytherins for Halloween and claiming to be clowns is not funny.

Written by: Joshua Gould, Slytherin Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
November 4, 1976

Yesterday, Sirius Black turned seventeen and is now of age (Merlin help us all). On another note, I've just heard that a third year Ravenclaw caught Sirius Black and Remus Lupin at SNOGGING. The rumors are true! The two Gryffindors are in fact gay and dating!

Written by: Jessica Clover, Ravenclaw Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
November 17, 1976

Bullying will not be tolerated, regardless of anyone's sexual orientations. I can't believe the cruelty of some people (I'm looking at you, Rosier!). Remus and Sirius deserve just as much respect as anybody else.

Written by: Alice Prewitt, Gryffindor Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
November 30, 1976

Rumor has it that on top of everything else, Sirius Black has managed to disgrace his family to the extent of being disowned! Just what he deserves, in my opinion.

Written by: Joshua Gould, Slytherin Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
December 3, 1976

In MY opinion, I think the balding potion that somehow ended up in a select few Slytherin goblets yesterday evening was just what THEY deserved. Hats off to the Marauders. (On the down-low though, prefects aren't supposed to encourage this behavior).

Written by: Lilian Nyce, Hufflepuff Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
December 21, 1976

Happy Holidays, Hogwarts students! Be safe over holidays, as Death Eater activity is on a rise.

Written by: Jessica Clover, Ravenclaw Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
April 9, 1977

Make sure to study hard for exams, especially if you are on OWL or NEWT levels.

Written by: Ryan Growth, Ravenclaw Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
May 30, 1977

And that's a wrap on this term! Congrats to Gryffindor for winning the match against Slytherin, Hufflepuff for winning the Quidditch Cup, and of course, Ravenclaw for winning the House Cup! Have a great summer everyone!

Written by: Ryan Growth, Ravenclaw Prefect.

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SEVENTH YEAR

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The Hogwarts Times
September 2, 1977

Welcome back for another year at Hogwarts! Remember to stay away from the Forbidden Forest and the Whomping Willow. Also, Mr. Filch would like to remind a certain group of seventh year Gryffindors to reread the list of forbidden items that is posted on his door. On another note, JAMES POTTER WAS NAMED HEAD BOY?! What? Congrats, anyway, we hope you make Gryffindor proud. Also, Lily Evans was named Head Girl! That's two for Gryffindor!!! And on another note, JAMES AND LILY ARE DATING!!! It happened fresh over the summer, from what I hear. It's about bloody time!!!

Written by: Mia Brown, Gryffindor Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
October 3, 1977

One would think that Sirius Black would grow out of his pranking antics and they would be wrong. In seventh year, and he's still spending most of his evenings serving detention with Professor McGonagall.

Written by: David Golbach, Ravenclaw Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
October 4, 1977

Sirius has asked me to inform the general public that he quite enjoys 'Minnie's' company. He also laughed when David Golbach thought he'd grown in maturity.

Written by: Niall Newton, Gryffindor Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
November 14, 1977

Okay, but why is James Potter a good Head Boy, though?

Written by: Tracy Turner, Hufflepuff Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
December 4, 1977

Sirius Black and Remus Lupin are dating for real! Before this point it was all speculation, but Sirius stood on the Gryffindor house table and announced it to the whole school! And he told a select group of Slytherins to...well most of the school was there, so I'm sure you remember. Anyway, I know I'll probably get backlash for this, but I'm happy for them.

Written by: Tracy Turner, Hufflepuff Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
January 4, 1978

There wasn't previously a chance to discuss this, but the Marauders pulled one of their infamous Christmas pranks before holiday, just thought it should be in the records. Also, it's kind of sad to think that it was their last Christmas prank. I know that a lot of the professors won't agree with me, but I think I'll miss them next year.

Written by: David Golbach, Ravenclaw Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
January 5, 1978

Speak for yourself, the Marauders will not be missed by the Slytherins, that's for certain.

Written by: Nancy Crabbe, Slytherin Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
March 31, 1978

Brace yourselves, Hogwarts students. Tomorrow is the last April Fools of the Marauders' Hogwarts career. Stay safe and stay on guard, everyone. I am well aware that my brother is a colossal dumb ass.

Written by: Regulus Black, Slytherin Prefect.

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The Hogwarts Times
May 30, 1978

Gryffindor won the match against Slytherin! James Potter: the greatest Quidditch captain Hogwarts has ever seen! Gryffindor also won the House Cup this year! This is history in the making! The first time Gryffindor won the House Cup since the Marauders were in school! It's a miracle, really. On another, maybe even better note, James Potter proposed to Lily Evans after the match!!! AND SHE SAID YES! To all students, have a wonderful summer and come back next year prepared to work hard. And to our beloved seventh years, we wish you the very best in your lives beyond school. Do great things. And remember, as our wise headmaster Dumbledore always says: "Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if only one remembers to turn on the light."

Written by: Mia Brown, Gryffindor Prefect.

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