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Description: Marauders as Tik Toks. This one was much harder to find than the vines ones, so this'll be the only part, but I hope you enjoy it regardless!

Story:

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James: *opera singing* Shawty's like a melody in my head...

Peter: *blinks aggressively*

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James: Everyone needs to release their steam, everyone needs to scream.

James: *starts clapping* Everyone needs to release their steam, everyone needs to scream!

Remus: *screams*

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Fleamont: Oooh guess what? Family lunch *is excited* Aaaaand walk. What could be more fun?

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Sirius: *holding a weighted blanket at the top of the stairs* I wanna see if I can handle it.

Fleamont: *walks up the stairs and leaves the door open*

Sirius: *throws the weighted blanket on himself, tumbles down the stairs*

~time passes~

Fleamont: *re-enters the room and looks down the stairs*

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Sirius: Are you ever walking down the street with your best bro? And while you're walking, you accidentally touch hands? You think to yourself, that was weird but, not gay. You are. You are gay. *jumps on Remus*

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Sirius: ~do da do do do~ *head bops*

Dumbledore: ~do da do do do~ *head bops back*

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Remus: *does literally anything*

Sirius: ~oh no, I think I'm catching feelings~

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James: *as head boy, to disruptive students*Tammy? (McGonagall) Can you pull over to the side of the road please? Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, the vOlUmE inside of this bus? Is AsTrOnOmIcaL. It is waaaay too loud. Mrs. Bennet (Lily) and I are trying to have a conversation with each other but we cannot even HEAR each other. Right, Mrs. Bennet (Lily)? Mmhm. So as a result of this despicable behavior, talking will not be permitted on the rest of the journey back to the school. And to Tammy (McGonagall) on behalf of my self and the rest of my sixth grade class, I am truly sorry for being disruptive to your driving. And for all of you as you exit this bus, you will all formally apologize to Tammy (McGonagall).

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Sirius: *to Lily, about James* Don't get too comfortable sweetheart. I was his everything once, too.

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Peter: *driving away*

Remus: Dude, your soda's on your car. YOUR SODA'S ON YOUR CAR!

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James: HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON. Her sister was a wItCh! Right? And what was her sister? A pRiNcEsS! The wicked witch of the EAST BRO!

Sirius: I'm gonna stab him.

James: You're gonna look at me and tell me that I'm wrong? Am I wrong?! She wore a crown and she came down in a BUBBLE Doug (Sirius). Grow up, bro. Grow up.

Sirius: Get educated.

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Sirius: *aggressively doing the renegade 24/7*

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Sirius: *dancing with colorful lights*

On the screen, reads: ~the gay leaving my body because my dad said "no you're not"~

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Remus: *walking into the dorm to see Sirius the dog, James the stag, and Peter the rat* Hello, I'm here to give you your morning boops. Boop! Boop, boop!

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Sirius: HiT oR MiSs, I gUeSs ThEy NeVeR mIsS, hUh? YoU gOtTa BoYfRiEnD, i BeT hE dOeSn'T kIsS yA!

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Lily: I make a motherfucker say OH YEAH! I'm cold as a lamb with no hair. If you ever see me fighting in the forest with a grizzly bear, HELP THE BEAR! Cuz that bitch gon' need it.

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James: One of you will betray me tonight.

Sirius: Is it me, James?

James: No.

Remus: Is it me, James?

James: It's not you either.

Peter: Is it me, James?

James: iS iT mE, jAmEs?

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Remus: *outside a Wendy's* it's closed - ummmmm oh wait, there's a Taco Bell! Mental break down on pause, give me a second--

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Lily: I like youuu *points to James*

Lily: I don't give a fuck 'bout your boyfriend *points to Sirius, who doesn't have any clue what's going on*

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Remus: *to the other Marauders when they won't do their homework/when they get caught for a prank* Biology says you are 7% blood.

Remus: Chemistry says you are 70% water.

Remus: And Physics says you are 99.999% empty space.

Remus: But I think you are 101% STUPID!

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McGonagall: *tells James to get rid of his shoes*

James: Fine. If I can't have my shoes, Karen can't have her mom. *throws shoe and knocks over an urn*

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Sirius: *crying* You guys, my dad literally just got punched in the face for being a Voldemort supporter...And I'd do it again! BOP BOP BOP!

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Remus: *takes a good long sip of his Starbucks* Here's--the motherfucking--tea

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Sirius and James: *singing and dancing on the moving staircases* ~ooh baby when you talk like that, you make a woman go mad~ *everyone's looking at them weird*

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Sirius, James and Peter: *struggling to get through their homework/read a book*

Remus: You wanna see some reaaaaal speeeed?

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the end of that lol.