WEDDING #1: Winterwatcher
Lunar: Hello!
Jade Winglet: *Freeze in the middle of a wrestling match between Qibli and Winter*
Winter: What do you want?
Moon: Winter. Qibli. Get off of each other. Who are you?
Lunar: Lunar.
Moon: Hello, Lunar. I'm Moon, this is Qibli, Win-
Lunar: I know who y'all are. I'm Moon's daughter, and this is my brother, Solar. This is Crystal, and Snowstorm-
Winter/Qibli: WHO'S YOUR DAD?!
Lunar: Qibli.
Winter: NOOO-I mean, YAY!
Lunar: Yeah, you marry Lynx and have Snowstorm and Crystal. Turtle and Kinkajou have Rainbow. And Solar, remind me why we don't have Lion as a host?
Solar: Ummm...because we DON'T want Dad to kill him?
Lunar: Shut up.
Solar: You know what? *Snaps talons*
Lion: *Appears*
Solar: Lion, could you...*Whispers* Lunar...away...Winterwatcher...
Lion: Sure. Lunar, want to come re-watch the last three Star Wars movies and the Mandalorian?
Lunar: Yeah, right. I'm not that gullible.
Lion: We'll have ice cream and cookies!
Lunar: But I want to see this...but Star Wars...but suspense...but Star Wars...
Lion: And *Sigh* soda!
Lunar: But....
Lion: And we can do it in an indoor swimming pool filled with pillows and blanket!
Lunar: *sigh* I'm in.
*Walks away*
Kinkajou: So...why did Lunar have to be pulled away?
Solar: Because she has no self-control when it comes to certain ships. I'm really sorry, Dad... we're doing a Winterwatcher wedding.
Winter: YAAAAAY! ummm...Aww!
Qibli: *single tear*
*A few minutes later, right in front of the Great Ice Cliff*
Solar: *Teeth chattering* M-m-mawage...mawage is -w-wat bwings us t-togever...today. W-we are gathered here to join W-w-w-winter and M-m-m-moonwatcher.... Winter...d-do you?
Winter: I d-
Lunar: *appears with Lion* I OBJECT!
Lion: Sorry...but we finished earlier than I though we would.
Solar: On w-what g-g-grounds do you o-object?
Lunar: ON THE GROUNDS THAT WINTER IS A HORRIBLE DRAGON AND UNFIT TO MARRY MY MOTHER!
Jade Winglet except Winter: *Looks relieved*
Winter: *sad*
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