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The Spoofy Games - Chapter Two

BlueFlame: Oh, JUST START IT ALREADY.

Jade: YEAH, I can't STAND the darn SUSPENSE.

Honeydrop: YEAH, FATE, IF THAT EVEN IS YOUR REAL NAME!!!

BlueFlame: *Looks at Jade and Honeydrop*

Jade: *Looks at BlueFlame and Honeydrop*

Honeydrop: *Looks at Jade and BlueFlame*

BlueFlame: Did we just become instant best friends?

Jade: Yeah. I think so.

Honeydrop: I trust y'all. With my life.

BTW, Y'ALL, I paired the dragons because... i dunno... just thought they fit together. So, BlueFlame, Jade, and Honeydrop are best friends, as you can see. Brave is very protective of Aero and Foxpaw, who are really good friends. Midnight and Blizzard have a... frenemy relationship. Like, they'll be good friends, and then they'll hate each other, soooo. Yeah.

Fate: *Poofs inside in a cloud of purple smoke*

Fate: Awwww, how TOUCHING!!!

Jade: SHUT UP!!!

Fate: Nnnno can do! After all- *Snaps and they teleport to the arena they saw yesterday*

Fate: I'm the announcer!

Brave: Wait... what?

Blizzard: Yeah, I thought YOU were the one watching this whole dumb thing.

Aero: But if you're not... then who is?

Fate: Oh ho ho, what a GREAT question! Hats off to Airy!

Aero: Don't call me that.

Fate: Too late, I already have nicknames for every single one of you.

Foxpaw: What's mine!?

Fate: Vulpes.

Foxpaw: WHAT?! NUH-UH, THAT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANYTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH MY NAME!!!

Fate: Well, dear RAINWING, if you actually READ A SCROLL OR TWO, you would know that Vulpes Vulpes is the scientific name for the Red Fox.

Fate: *Turns to big red curtain behind them* Well, here's to hoping she gets killed off first...

Foxpaw: I HEARD THAT!!!

Fate: You were supposed to! But as I was SAYING, the reason you dragons are here, is because I was instructed to by the Gladiator! *Snaps and curtain opens, revealing a big, beige dragon with black eyes and basically a ginormous beige SandWing without the tail barb.*

Honeydrop: *Whispers to Jade* What's with all the snapping?

Fate: The Gladiator told me he wanted another match, and would *Chuckles nervously* kill me if I didn't find enough dragons! Also, I'm the announcer here regularly, even for some other matches. So, let's go ahead and start!

Blizzard: Wait! No! I'm not ready yet!

Midnight: Well, too BAD, we're STARTING!

Blizzard: SHUT UP!

Midnight: You SHUT UP!

Fate: I think... you should BOTH shut up! *Snaps and puts clamps on their mouths*

Fate: Now, are you ready to PARTICIPATE NICELY with the team? And by that I mean cheat and all the other rules we established but being QUIET while doing it?

Blizzard: *Nods*

Midnight: *Nods*

Fate: GOOD! *Snaps and the clamps poof away*

Fate: Now! The first game is just a simple game of... Uno!

Everyone: Uno?

Fate: Ah, right. It's a simple scavenger game designed for one person to take dominance over the other using only their cards, here, take the rules. *Snaps and rules appear in front of them. They read the rules and are ready to start*

Midnight: The game itself is dumb, but the CONCEPT is AMAZING!!! I get to achieve DOMINANCE OVER PEOPLE! Of course, there's no fighting...

Fate: Ah, but IS there? Oh, and by the by, we're adding in a new competitor.

Aero: What?! You have to torment MORE dragons?!

Fate: Ha! Much less TORMENTING, Airy, as it is killing OTHERS so I don't have to be killed.

Fate: Hmmm... you know what, Airy, I like you. You have achieved... bum bum ba bum buh bummmm!!! Safety.

Aero: What?

Fate: Oh, did I not explain that? Every round I give someone safety, so they don't have to compete. Whoopsies! Guess I forgot to!

Midnight: Why does SHE get to?! It should be me!

Blizzard: Calm down, Midnight, it'll be FINE.

Midnight: For the last time, shut up.

Blizzard: Fine.

Midnight: Fine.

Fate: ANYWAYS, now that's you've sorted out all of your emotional BAGGAGE, let's START! Oh, and we're bringing in the new competitor. *Snaps and Starfrost poofs in*

Starfrost: Wha-where am I?

Midnight: Whoa...

Fate: Here! Sign this document and you could win a BIG HORDE OF TREASURE FOR FREE!!!

Starfrost: Um... okay?

Everyone: NO!

Fate: HA! TOO LATE, SUCKERSSSSS!!!

Starfrost: What?

Fate: *Explains the rules*

Starfrost: WHAT?! THAT'S CRAZY!!!

Fate: Ahhh, but you already SIGNED, so it's OFFICIAL. *Taps scroll with talon*

Fate: Now, let the Uno begin! *Also explains rules to Starfrost*

A REALLY INTENSE GAME OF UNO LATER

Winners:

First: Brave

Second: Midnight

Third: Foxpaw

Fourth: BlueFlame

Fifth: Starfrost

Sixth: Jade

Honeydrop: Ha! Uno! One card left!

Blizzard: Oh, YEAH?! Well, guess WHAT?! I've been monitoring what cards you've been putting down, so I KNOW it's not a red or blue or green, and I have a change color!!! COLOR IS GREEN!!!

Honeydrop: Oh no... you got me... HA! JUST KIDDING! You don't know what card I REALLY have... *Chuckles* he he he...

Blizzard: Oh, gimme a BREAK, it's a yellow! And you can't place it down, so go ahead and draw-

Honeydrop: PLUS FOUR!!!

Blizzard: WHAAAAAAAAA-

Fate: Oooooo, that's too BAD Blizzard... *Snaps*

Blizzard: AHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY DOES IT HURT SO MUCH WHYYYYYYYYY

Honeydrop: What... what's happening to him?

Fate: Well, if you must know, I transported some RainWing venom to inside of his major organs, so he's slowly burning from the inside out! Fun, right!

Honeydrop: ......

BlueFlame: That's MONSTROUS, you BARBARIAN!!!

Fate: Now, now, that's now way to earn yourself safety! *Gets up in BlueFlame's face* Consider that- *Points to Blizzard* your future self.

Blizzard: X_X

Fate: Now! Get ready for the next game!!! *Snaps and they teleport to the same cave as before*

Starfrost: That... that was intense.

Midnight: It's okay. Hi, I'm Midnight, by the way.

Starfrost: Starfrost.

Midnight: ...

Starfrost: ...

Midnight & Starfrost: *Tails entwine*

BlueFlame: That... was traumatizing. We HAVE to stick together.

Brave: AGREED. I don't know how I could live myself if Aero or Foxpaw got hurt.

Honeydrop: Pffft. You mean AIRY and VULPEN.

Jade: Yeah, he wouldn't DARE hurt his precious AIRY.

Foxpaw: C'mon guys, we HAFTA stick together or we're ALL going to die.

BlueFlame: She's right.

Jade: *Looks at Honeydrop*

Honeydrop: *Looks at Jade*

Jade & Honeydrop: Agreed.

WHOAAAA BLIZZARD'S DEAD. But I killed him off cuz BlueFlame has TWO OCs, soooooo. But just wait, some other OCs will get kicked off soon enough. And is it just me, or do I see a ship budding?


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