Anglerfish: So what the HICKEDY HECK are we gonna do about these two dragons being STABBED. AND NOT BEING DEAD.

Lily: I-I don't know. We have to do SOMETHING, though.

Tiger-Lily: Correction! YOU don't. Me and Anglerfish have to do something. After all, WE'RE the slytherins.

Anglerfish: Slytherin and PROUDDD! WHOOP WHOOP!!!

Time'Shard: It's Anglerfish and I...

Tiger-Lily: WHATever. C'mon, Angler.

Anglerfish: Comin' Tiger.

Tiger-Lily: Hm?

Anglerfish: MY new nickname for YOU!

Tiger-Lily: :3 I like ittt

Anglerfish: Nickname buds!

Tiger-Lily: Nickname buds!

Tiger-Lily: Now. Look! WRITING ON THE WALL... in BLOOD... OOOOOOO...

Anglerfish: Spoopy...

Tiger-Lily: Hm... it says... 

Tiger-Lily: The chamber of conspicuous statements has been opened... enemies of the heir beware.

Anglerfish: SPOOPYYY...

Time'Shard: Yes... 'Spoopy' indeed...

Anglerfish: HEY, WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?

Time'Shard: The same place everyone else is coming from right now.

Everyone: *Walks into place*

Tiger-Lily: . . . . .

Tiger-Lily: STALKERS!!!

Dusk: Hey, we're just worried. I mean, after all... there's BLOOD WRITING on the wall.

Rain'Drop: Yyyyeah. It's creepy.

T'Challa: Let's just split into groups.

Atlantic: Good idea.

Time'Shard: All right, I'll go with Dusk, Fate'Writer and Jewel'Snatcher. Lily, you go with Rain'Drop, Atlantis, Tiger-Lily, and Anglerfish.

Atlantis: Got it.

Jewel'Snatcher: Looks like... herbology next?

Fate'Writer: Yeah.

AT HERBOLOGY CLASS

Atlantis: I'm kind of excited. Look at all the pots.

Jewel'Snatcher: Yeah, this has gotta be cool!

Time'Shard: Indeed.

Dusk: Buuut, let's be careful, right? I mean, Time'Shard... you're still a suspect.

Time'Shard: But it's LILY. It's not me, so it MUST be her.

Dusk: Still, though, let's be careful.

Time'Shard: Hmph.

???: *A big LeafWing walks through the door with light tan stripes on their scales and dots on their talons*

???: I am professor I am Professor Smout. Welcome to herbology! Today, we will be handling mandrakes! Everyone take a pair of earmuffs!

AFTER A LONG HERBOLOGY CLASS

Dusk: WOW, that was hard.

Time'Shard: Yeah, but thankfully no one got stabbed or killed! Shame that Fate'Writer got petrified and had to go to Madam Pomflea, though...

Jewel'Snatcher: Yeah. How do you think the other group's fairing?

Lily: Hi, you guys! No one died!!! And- OH! TIME'SHARD, how COULD YOU??/

Time'Shard: What? How did no one die? If it's not me, it's you!

Lily: I'M not the one missing a GROUP MATE! Poor Fate'Writer... dead... I can't believe it...

Time'Shard: WHAT? NO! SHE GOT PETRIFIED FROM THE MANDRAKES!

Dusk: Yeah, we all saw it!

Tiger-Lily: Hm... this is a tough one.

Atlantis: Yeah...

Tiger-Lily: Hey, where's Anglerfish? I haven't seen- OH GEEZ. BLOOD. BLOOD. BLOOD ALL OVER RAIN'DROP.

Rain'Drop: *Was stabbed* What the- STABBED??? Wow. Now I know how it feels. It DOES feel amazing. That's just... I don't even know.

Tiger-Lily: Well, where's Anglerfish?

Atlantis: SEEEEEEEE???

Tiger-Lily: SEEEEEEEEEEEE??? BUT WHERE'S ANGLER, I NEED TO KNOWWWWWWWW...

Dusk: Let's go look! *Looks with everyone else*

Lily: There!

Time'Shard: Aaaand he's been stabbed.

Jewel'Snatcher: Of course.

Anglerfish: Wow... this really IS awesome! Maybe I need to get stabbed more often...

Lily: NOPE, NOT A GOOD IDEA.

Anglerfish: Yeah, you're probably right.

Time'Shard: Wait, so who HASN'T been stabbed yet?

Stabbed:

Anglerfish

Atlantis

Tiger-Lily

Rain'Drop

Not Stabbed:

Time'Shard

Dusk

T'Challa

Lily

Fate'Writer

Jewel'Snatcher

Time'Shard: What if, next time, the NOT STABBED ones go together and the STABBED ones go together?

Dusk: Good idea, it'll give us a chance to see what's happening.

Time'Shard: Hoo, alright. We can solve this.