Smolder: Hi, I'm Smolder! If you don't know who I am, I'll give you my entire life story!

Random dragon trying to ask for directions: No, that's really not necessar-

Smolder: When I was littler, I had a crush.

Smolder: But my mom murdered her!

Smolder: Then, my daughter (who I didn't know I had) was a princess.

Smolder: But then she turned evil and tried to steal the crown from my future love interest!

Smolder: I got a pet, because all I had to keep me company was my murder-y sister and her murder-y friend.

Smolder: But, it was a scavenger I couldn't understand and I turned into a slave, basically!

Smolder: Then, I found a 'friend' in the new queen! And now we are shipped and live happily ever after...

Random dragon trying to ask for directions: ...........Nice life.