Moon: Welcome back to our roast-fest! 

Moon: You know the rules! 3, 2, 1, GO!

Secretkeeper: Have you ever looked at our relationship and wondered...

Morrowseer: Yes?

Secretkeeper: Was I drunk this entire relationship?

Morrowseer: *Angry*

Secretkeeper: I thought you took my breath away...

Morrowseer: I did?

Secretkeeper: But really, I was just suffocated by your ugliness.

Morrowseer: *Surprised*

Secretkeeper: I need you.

Morrowseer: R-really?

Morrowseer: *Hopeful*

Secretkeeper: To get out of my face. I need you to get out of my face. 

Secretkeeper: Or my line of sight. Getting out of my line of sight would be good.

Morrowseer: *Dreams crushed*

Morrowseer: *Unresponsive*

Moon: LOOK AT THAT, IT'S A 3-WAY BLOW BY SECRETKEEPER! AND BECAUSE MORROWSEER IS UNRESPONSIVE, WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

Secretkeeper: Ha, ha, ha.