You find out that your new BOSS is secretly a VAMPIRE!

Clay: *Deep voice* Ahem hem, hem hem. Welcome to Cow Inc., where we spread our knowledge of cows and how to eat them properly throughout the whole world!

Starflight: Um, Clay?

Clay: *Still in deep voice (in deep voice until I saw it's not)* That's MR. DR. SIR Clay to you!

Starflight: You said I could be the boss

Clay: The boss of my company?! I'd never hand over my company just like that!

Starflight: I mean... would you trade it for a cow?

Clay: Of course not! What do you think I am, an idiot-

Starflight: Five cows?

Clay: *Regular voice* YOU'VE GOT A DEAL!

Starflight: *Has company now*

Alright, welcome to Scroll Inc., where we-

Clay: *Back in deep voice* EHEHEHEEEE I FAKED YOU OUT! I AM IN FACT A VAMPIREEE! *Sucks blood*

Starflight: AH, DON'T SUCK MY BLOOD!

Clay: I wasn't talking to you.

Clay: I was talking to the cow. *Sucks blood out of cow*