Improv scenario: Grand opening of a restaurant gone wrong

Glory: Please explain to me why we are doing this, again?

Tsunami: *Shrugs*

Glory: Fine.

Glory: *Unenthusiastically* Ohhh, no. My restaurant is ruined.

WoF Fans: *Stares menacingly*

Glory: Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

Glory: Mamma mia! My restaurant, she's-a ruined!

Tsunami: Hey, wait a minute, why do YOU get to be the restaurant owner?

Glory: I dunno, I just STARTED

Tsunami: I think that I should get to be the restaurant owner.

Glory: Fine! Start!

Tsunami: Hello there, CUSTOMER.

Glory: Yes, hello, can I order a latte.

Tsunami: What type of latte?

Glory: *Then Glory got an idea. An awful idea. Glory got a wonderful, awful idea* (Kudos if you know this reference to a 1966 Christmas film that was revamped in 2018. The revamp was pretty good, actually)

Glory: I would like an iced, Ristretto, ten shots.

Tsunami: Is that all?

Glory: No.

Glory: I would like it with breve and five pump vanilla.

Tsunami: Geez, is that all?

Glory: No.

Glory: I would like it also with seven pump caramel and four splenda.

Tsunami: ARE YOU DONE?

Glory: *Hesitation*

Glory: No.

Tsunami: WHAT ELSE COULD YOU POSSIBLY ADD?

Glory: I also want it SHAKEN, not STIRRED.

Tsunami: THAT'S IT! YOU CAN BE THE RESTAURANT OWNER!

Glory: Uhhh, NO! I CANNOT!

Tsunami: Oh, yeah? And why not?

Glory: I never got my coffee.

Tsunami: ASLKDFJ;ALKSJFD;LAKSDJFALKSJDF FINE*Makes coffee*

Glory: *Waiting for ten minutes*

Tsunami: DONE!

Glory: ....um, no.

Tsunami: WHY NOT? I DID WHAT YOU WANTED, JUST TAKE THE DARN THING!

Glory: It's stirred. I wanted it to be shaken.

Tsunami: FINE! *Shakes it* HERE!

Glory: NO, no, no, no, no. It needs to be at its FRESHEST, so you have to do everything again.

Tsunami: THAT'S IT! I'M DONE! I'M NOT SERVING YOU!

Glory: Um, EXCUSE ME?

Glory: Let me speak.

Glory: To.

Glory: Your.

Glory: Manager.