Ooooo we got a 4th of july spoof, comin' at you HOT! YES, I KNOW that I'm LATE, but SHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU GET A SPOOF BE HAPPY

So I'ma ask the DoD and JMA a question...

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PART ABOUT THE FOURTH OF JULY???

Clay: The food! All those hot dogs, and hamburgers, and brisket, and snow cones... mmmmm... and the chicken nuggies, of course, can't forget those

Tsunami: The FIREWORKS! They're EXPLOSIONS! In the SKY!!! What more could a dragon WANT???

Glory: When it ends.

Me: Seriously. Answer the question.

Glory: Fine. I like the spirit, I guess. Y'know, rooting for the home team?

Me: Really? I never would've thou-

Glory: YOU SAID ANSWER THE QUESTION AND I GAVE YOU AN ANSWER-

Me: Fine, geez.

Starflight: The history behind it! Did you know that-

WE'RE JUST GONNA CUT HIM OFF THERE, FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR EARS AND THE HOPE YOU WON'T GO DEAF UNLESS YOU ALREADY ARE

Sunny: Everyone being together!

Moon: Ummm... I guess getting to be with my friends and celebrating a holiday? I don't really know.

Kinkajou: THE. OUTFITS. THERE'S SO MANY COOL THINGS TO WEAR, YOU CAN WEAR-

WE'RE JUST GONNA CUT HER OFF THERE, FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR EARS AND THE HOPE YOU WON'T GO DEAF UNLESS YOU ALREADY ARE

Carnelian: The way we, as a country, gather together and honor the great lives that were lost in fighting to unite us.

Me: Oh, that's actually kinda beauti-

Carnelian: And the tiny little flags you can carry around but are actually completely useless, I'm a sucker for those things.

Winter: The JMA has a pool party each year, and sometimes we invite the DoDs, it kind of depends, and my favorite part is getting to push Qibli into the pool.

Qibli: Getting to push Winter into the pool. He may SAY pushing me in is his favorite part, but he never manages to do it :)

Turtle: Well... this might sounds a little selfish, but no one asks me about my animus magic. My friends never do, because they know how I feel about it, but usually at least once a day a random dragon walks up and asks me to do something with my magic. It gets... annoying, to say the least.

Umber: Getting to see my sibs again!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAND THAT'S IT THANKS FOR TUNING IN

BYA NOW,

-BricketFan