Evil Clay: I'm not really hungry.

Evil Tsunami: GLORY'S THE BEST!

Evil Glory: Tsunami, here, take one of the tribes that I rule! We can share!

Evil Starflight: Yo. You can put the scroll away. Reading's not really my THANG.

Evil Sunny: THORN is QUEEN? Shoulda been Blister. Thorn sucks.

Evil Moon: I love WINTER.

Evil Peril: yOu'Re ThE wOrSt ClAy

Evil Winter: QIBLI'S THE ABSOLUTE BEST!!! I'M GONNA MARRY MOON AND NOT LYNX, LIKE A GOOD BOI. ALSO, I'M NOT FLIPPIN' TERRIFFIED OF MAH MOM AND DAD!

Evil Qibli: WINTER, YOU'RE AWESOME! I'M NOT GONNA MARRY MOON AND I'M  GONNA COMPLIMENT WINTER ON BEING AN ICEWING!

Evil Turtle: I'm SLIGHTLY. LESS. BORINGGGG.

Evil Kinkajou: I HATE THE WORLD.

BONUS: EVIL COCONUT

Evil Coconut: This papaya DOESN'T taste boring.