Moon: Hey, Qibli, what are you eating?

Qibli: I'm glaAaAad you asked!!!

Moon: ...why'd you say it like that?

Qibli: Because it's soOoOo delicious!!

Moon: You're freaking me out a little bit.

Qibli: Don't freak out when you haaaaaaaave....

Qibli: CUPPONOODLES!!!

Moon: What?

Qibli: I'm glaAaAad you asked!!!

Moon: Stop. Now.

Qibli: It IS filled with all natural ingredients, Moon! I'm glad you noticed!

Moon: ........

Qibli: AND it's healthy, too! So go down to your local convenience store and buy a cupponoodles today!

Moon: What was that?

Qibli: An ad

Moon: For what?

Qibli: Am I really that bad at advertising? Couldn't you tell?

Moon: Cup of noodles?

Qibli: cupponoodles

Moon: But

Moon: Why

Qibli: I'm broke