Rose: Welcome back to Continent Pyrrhia!

Wren: YEAH, HI, WELCOME BACK. ROSE STOLE THE CAMERA. AGAIN.

Rose: Yerp! Now, we're looking at Blaze.

Wren: I feel like she's somehow going to suck even more than the other two.

Rose: Well, I don't see how much worse you CAN get. But anyways, she's in her palace... sitting. And sitting. Oh! Someone's coming!

Wren: HA! TO GIVE HER FOOD!

Rose: So now... she's eating.

TEN HOURS LATER

Wren: When is she going to DO ANYTHING?!

Rose: UGHHHHHHHHH. SO. BORED.

Wren: Well, she's terrible. She doesn't do anything.

Rose: But no one was killed, going to be stuffed, or plotting nefariously.

Wren: Still, though. She'd be a trash queen. I rate her...

:3

ONE OUT OF TEN.

Rose: WHAT? SERIOUSLY?

Wren: All she did is SAT THERE. They could have a TREE AS A QUEEN, AND IT WOULD BE BETTER, BECAUSE IT WOULD WASTE LESS FOOD.

Rose: Well, I rate her...

:3 :3 :3 :3 :3

Five out of ten. So, if we're adding the total score...

Blister won.

Wren: Welp, at least it's not Blaze!

Rose: Yeah, anyways, comment down below, because there's some special spoofs coming up!