Flame: why am I here?

Squid: yeah, where are we?

Ember: just you wait *shows them ship*

Squid: WHAT THE FISH!?

Flame: what fresh hell is THIS!?

Fatespeaker: Aww! I think it's cute!

Viper: they do kinda belong together, they're both annoying

Fatespeaker: O-o

Flame: O-o

Squid: O-o

Viper: what?

Fatespeaker: Viper!? I thought you died! How is this possible!?

Ember: *throws glitter everywhere* Author Powers!

Viper: wait. I'm dead--?

Ember: ANYWAY! What you guys think of the ship?

Flame: if I was his husband, I would put poison in his drink

Squid: if you were my husband, I would DRINK IT!

Fatespeaker: *already writing a fanfiction about them*

Viper: ........I'M DEAD!?