Oh, how I love walking around the isle and seeing everyone's terrified looks. I just probably introduce myself, I'm Una and my mother is Morgana. That makes my cousin the wonderful Uma. I know, our names are practically the same, our mother's dumb mistake.

Anyway, everyone is terrified of me. You see, I was friends with Mal, the daughter of Maleficent, but that was before she left to Snoradon. After she and her mother left, I became the most feared villain on the isle. It's pretty great having your own ship and crew.

Speaking of which, Uma is my right-hand woman a.k.a. my co-captain. The second in command, or first mate, is the hunky Harry Hook and one our crew mates is our friend Gil. I love him, but he's not the strongest potion in the bunch. The rest of the crew is made up of a bunch of misfits.

So basically, I'm walking to my aunt's restaurant with a smirk on my face. "Ah, home sweet home" I take a deep breath in, breathing in the familiar scent of fish and chips. I walked over and sat on the bar counter. I spun around and stood up. I turned the tv on and groaned as a tray was slammed down behind me.

I turned around to see Harry eating some of the fries from the tray and Uma standing there with her hands on her hips. I picked up a fry and popped in my mouth. I picked up another fry, turned and saw Mal on tv. "Backstabber" I shouted throwing the fry at the tv.

"Traitor" "Liar" Uma and Harry said also throwing fries at the tv. I stood there with my arms crossed for a second, before turning and slamming my hands down on the counter. "Hello?!" I yelled at the rest of the crew who is situated within the restaurant.

The crew, upon nearing me yell, got up and threw food at the tv yelling curses and such. "Oh, I would love to wipe the smiles off their faces, you know what I mean?" Harry asked swiping some of the food off of the tv with his middle finger and licked it off.

He turned to me and wrapped his arms around my shoulders, resting his chin on my head. "Gil" Uma said getting the youngest of Gaston's son's attention. "Quit choking down yokes and pay attention" Uma hit him upside the head for me since I wasn't close enough to reach him.

"Of course, what they said" Gil replied after swallowing and I rolled my eyes. "That little traitor. Who took everything she wanted and left us nothing" I looked and my cousin and then two best friends. "Who turned her back on evil" Harry ate another fry.

Only, reason I know that his because he didn't move his chin from my head. "Who lied to you time and again" Uma slammed her fist onto the table. "Who called you a nothing and a nobody" Gil said and I groaned. Okay, explaining time. The only reason she called me that is because she was angry at Uma and I may have provoked her.

"Gil, shut up" I growled. "Listen, we have her turf now. They can stay in Boradon" Harry kissed the top of my head. "Harry, that is her turf" I stated pointing at the tv. Uma turned it off before turning to the lean on the counter. "I want Snoradon too. I'm not taking her leftovers" I informed them.

I had a smirk on my face while looking between my family and friends. "Son of Gaston and song of Hook" Uma said wrapping her arm around Gil and I turned around in Harry's arms. I let him slide his hands down and let them rest on my mid back as I smirked.

"Daughter of Ursula and most important me, daughter of Morgana" I smirked even more as I looked over my shoulder at Uma and Gil. "What's my name?" I asked looking into Harry's beautiful ice blue eyes. Harry let me go with a smirk of his own plastered on his face.

Harry took his hat off and bowed, not once breaking eye contact with me. "Una" Harry breathed out seductively with a hint of lust in his eyes. My eyes sparkled as he stood back up and wrapped his arms around me again. I turned around to face Gil and Uma.

"What's my name?" Uma had a smirk on her face and Gil was stuffing his face yet again. "Una" "Una?" Uma stated and Gil questioned. "This is all hands on deck" I began to sing.

Calling out to lost boys and girls

I'm gettin' tired of the disrespect

We won't stop 'til we rule the world

It's our time, we up next! (next, next)

Our sail's about to be set (set, set)

They ain't seen nothing yet!

Tell 'em who's in charge

So they don't forget

What's my name?

What's my name? (Una)

Say it louder!

What's my name?

What's my name? (Una)

Feel the power!

No one's gonna stop us

Soon the world will be ours

What's my name?

What's my name?

What's it, what's it?

Say it loud!

(Uuuuuuna, Uuuuuuna)

All eyes on me, let me see 'em

(Uuuuuuna, Uuuuuuna)

What's it! What's it!

Say it! Say it!

(Una-ah-ah-ah!)

(Una, Una, la la Un-)

(Una, Una, la la Una)

(Una, Una, la la Un-)

(Una, Una, la la Una)

Una!

Una:

I'm the queen of this town

I call the shots, you know who I am

I don't need to wear no fake crown

Stand up to me, you don't stand a chance

It's our time, we up next! (next, next)

My crew's as real as it gets (gets, gets)

The worst is now the best

Una, Harry, and Uma:

And leaving us here

Will be their last regret

What's my name?

What's my name? (Una)

Say it louder!

What's my name?

What's my name? (Una)

Feel the power!

No one's gonna stop us

Soon the world will be ours

What's my name?

What's my name?

What's it! What's it!

Say it! Say it!

I was dancing with Harry with a huge smile on my face.

Harry:

You know what they say

Bad girls have all the fun

Never learned how to count

Cause I'm number one

Ready here, we come

We always get our way

It's a pirate's life, every single day (Hey!)

She's the captain, I'm the first mate

Enemies seasick can't see straight

Call 'em fish bait, throw 'em on a hook

Una's so hot they get burned if they look

Una:

It's all eyes on me, let me see 'em

I see your eyes on me boys, hey!

You know what my name is

Say it, say it louder!

Una:

Hook me!

I had my hand on his hook and he threw his head back laughing. Which made me giggle.

Harry:

Ha, ha!

Ho! Woah!

We were so close and I had this weird feeling. It was like I wanted him to lean down and kiss me.

Uma:

Come on!

That seemed to break Harry and me from our trance. I smirked and started singing again.

Una:

What's my name?

What's my name? (Una)

Say it louder!

What's my name?

What's my name? (Una)

Feel the power!

No one's gonna stop us

Soon the world will be ours

What's my name?

What's my name?

(Uuuuuuna, Uuuuuuna)

All eyes on me, let me see 'em

(Uuuuuuna, Uuuuuuna)

What's it! what's it!

Say it! Say it!

(Uuuuuuna, Uuuuuuna)

Ooh, say it louder!

(Uuuuuuna, Uuuuuuna)

Ooh, say it louder!

What's it! What's it!

Say it! Say it!

(Una, Una, la la Un-)

(Una, Una, la la Una)

(Una, Una, la la Un-)

(Una, Una, la la Una)

(Una, Una, la la Un-)

(Una, Una, la la Una)

(Una, Una la la Un-)

(Una, Una, la la Una)

Una!

We all laughed. Then Aunt Ursula's one tentacle swooped out almost hitting us, but we either ducked or jumped. "Shut your clams" She commanded. "Mom" "Auntie" Uma and I whined. "These dishes ain't gonna wash themselves" Aunt Ursula pointed out.

"It's fine. It's fine" Uma reassured us. "Exactly, as soon as I get the chance to take over Auradon, I'm going to take it" I stuck my sword in the air and the crew did the same cheering. "They will forget the purple haired girl and remember my name!" I shouted and Gil did the most stupid thing ever. "Dumpling!" He yelled and I growled. I looked at Harry and pointed to the door. He understood and grabbed Gil by the collar.