Me: *logs into Wattpad* Maybe I should update one of my books. My readers are waiting like the awesome little fluffballs they all are.

Me: *looks at Within the Forest* You were my first book. How famous are you now?

Book: 1K READERS MOTHERPUCKER!!!!!

Me: HOLY SHIZ! *Pulls a Dan and falls out of chair* 

Phil: SHAME!

Dan: WHY THE F**K DID YOU SAY "Pulls a Dan"?!?

Me: MY SENPAIS!

Nico: 1k people have read a book about me being abused?! You sick pieces of-

Will: *covers Nico's mouth* OOOKAAY! Easy Neeks!

Me: MY OTHER SENPAIS!

Dan: *pulls sword from Neverland* THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

Nico: *pulls out a sword as well* FIGHT TO THE DEEAAATH!

Me: YAS! *pulls out popcorn* 

Will & Phil: Do we have to fight too?

Me: Nah, you two cinnamon buns come sit with me. Have some popcorn and watch your boyfriends fight.

Phil: Dan isn't my-

Me: *covers mouth* Sh sh shhh. Hush little baby. Hush.

Phil: *muffles*

But you guys get the point. Thank you thank you THANK YOU for 1k readers. Thank you so so much! I didn't expect this to get so popular. I know there are much bigger numbers the reader count can reach, but this is still amazing! You guys are amazing! And that update I said before.. Yeah let's hope that comes soon XD See ya guys. I love you all...