Armadillo: Who are our favorite Jade Winglet dragons?

Armadillo: Well, I like Turtle, since he has cool powers and stories. Also, it's nice that I'm not the only anxious dragon around here...

Dawn: I love Aunt Kinkajou! She's so awesome! And her scales are so pretty!

Vanilla: I don't know where it comes to favorites, but I enjoy Moon's company. We have a lot of things in common.

Armadillo: Like books?

Vanilla: No, we both ponder over the prospect of undeniable death that awaits us all.

...

Armadillo: OK.... Well, that were our favorites--

Qibli: Hey, kids! Couldn't help but overhear your conversation.

Dawn: Dad, were you spying on us?

Qibli: ....Maybe, but it was out of love. Anyway, since you three are picking favorites, who's your favorite parent?

Qibli: Btw, I won't be surprised if it's me.

Winter: *bursts in* Oh hell no!

Armadillo: Mr Winter, were you spying as well?

Winter: And I'm glad I did! Qibli, we both know that I'm the favorite.

Qibli: Yeah, right. Kids, what do you think?

Kids: ...

Armadillo: Sorry, Mr Qibli, but I'm going with Mr Winter.

Winter: Ha!

Qibli: Armie, why?

Armadillo: You always try to relate to me with pop culture hashtags.

Qibli: OK boomer.

Armadillo: *facepalms*

Dawn: Well, Qibli is my favorite.

Qibli: Thank you, honey.

Winter: What about you, Vanilla?

Vanilla: ...I don't think it really matters. As long, as I have a loving family, I don't care about favorites, as long as you're there to take care of me and my siblings.

Winter and Qibli: Aww!

Vanilla: But if you ever get a divorce, I'm living with Qibli.

Winter: Dammit!