Q: How would the kids react to their fathers cheating on each other?

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Dawn: Guys! I have bad news!

Armadillo: There's no lizards left?

Dawn: Worse! I heard that our Dads are cheating on each other!

Vanilla: ...gasp.

Armadillo: Oh no...this is bad! They might break up! I DON'T WANT TO COME FROM A BROKEN HOME!

*Dawn slapped him*

Dawn: Snap out of it, Armie! No time to panic, we have to figure out a way to make them stay together.

Vanilla: Is it going to involve an unnecessary spontaneous plan?

Dawn: You bet, it is!

Vanilla: This is the best day of my life.

Dawn: We're going to make them settle their differences... in secret.

Armadillo: Are you sure it will work?

Dawn: I am certain! But, we need help from a love expert.

*Suddenly, Kinkajou bursts out of a wardrobe*

Kinkajou: Did someone say: LOVE EXPERT!

Armadillo: Aunt Kinkajou, how long were you in there?

Kinkajou: Too long. Excuse me, while I faint.

*faints*

Later:

Dawn: OK, they're home.

*Winter and Qibli walk in together*

Qibli: So, what are we having for lunch?

Winter: Fish?

Qibli: Nah, it's always difficult for me to stomach that stuff.

Winter: Well, I'm not eating lizards.

Qibli: I didn't say you have to.

Armadillo: Oh no, Dawn, it's worse than we thought. They can't stand each other!

Dawn: Don't worry, they won't be fighting after this. C'mon.

*The three then walked out, and faced Winter and Qibli*

Qibli: Hey, kids! How was your day?

Dawn: It was nice. Also, we have a present for you.

*Qibli and Winter smiled*

Winter: Really? What is it?

Dawn: Before we give it to you, just know...

Dawn: ...This is for your own good.

Armadillo: Kinkajou! Now!

*Kinkajou bursts out of nowhere, and waves a long stick at Winter and Qibli*

Qibli: Oh dear god! She has a stick!

Winter: What's going on!

Kinkajou: Enough talking! Get in the wardrobe!

*Kinkajou then forced both of them into a wardrobe, and locked them in*

Winter: Let us out! What is the meaning of this?

Vanilla: Apologies, for the inconvenience, Father!

Dawn: Are you sure this will work, Aunt Kinkajou?

Kinkajou: Of course it will, you're talking to a love expert.

Meanwhile, in the wardrobe:

*Winter is banging furiously at the locked doors, but they wouldn't budge*

Winter: Why would they do this! ....and why does it look like Valentine threw up in here?

*The wardrobe happened to be decorated with a majority of hearts, and there was also a candlelit table with a radio*

Qibli: The kids probably want us to have some alone time. Isn't that nice?

Winter: Qibli, I am not going to be stuck in this closet all day.

Qibli: That's understandable, since you been in the closet for most of your life.

Winter: Not helping!

Qibli: Maybe, we should relax.

Winter: What do you suggest we do?

Qibli: *grins* Oh, I have a few ideas...

*Qibli reaches towards the radio, and turns it on*

I believe in miracles~

Where ya from?

Ya sexy thang~

Winter: ...

Winter: Fuck you.

Qibli: That's your job, not mine.

*Winter smashes radio*

Qibli: ...

Qibli: On second, I think I left a spare key in here.