Moonwatcher: Did I ever had feelings for Darkstalker?

Moonwatcher: ...

Moonwatcher: This is awkward. Sure, I thought he was charming when we first met, but I never had any romantic feelings towards him. My respect for him soon died, when he tried to harm my friends.

Winter: How could you think that monster was charming?

Moonwatcher: Well, he was easier to talk to than you.

Winter: *gasp* That is so false.

Moonwatcher: Are you kidding me? You threatened to slice my face off!

Winter: Sure...I was defensive.

Kinkajou: Or a borderline Tsundere.

Winter: Stop using that word on me, Baka-- I mean! I'm leaving! *stomps off*

Kinkajou: So, Moon, that's how you feel about Darkstalker... how do you feel about Peacemaker?

Moonwatcher: Oh, I don't have an opinion on him yet, but I'm glad Dark is getting redemption in his life.

Meanwhile, in the rainforest:

Hope: Oh, honey, you ready?

Peacemaker: I'm almost ready, Mommy!

Hope: I can't wait for our walk, and I also heard the strawberries are in bloom.

Peacemaker: Strawberries are evil.

Hope: What?

Peacemaker: I like strawberries.

Hope: *smiles* I know you do, honey. I'll be waiting for you outside *leaves*

Peacemaker: ...

Peacemaker: Fuck, that was close.

*Peacemaker walks around the room, and reaches under a desk. He pulls out a box, and opens it. Inside, was a crown*

*He carefully places the crown on his head*

Peacemaker: *smirks*

Hope: *comes back in* Are you--

*Peacemaker and Hope lock eyes. Hope's eyes widened*

Peacemaker: .....I'm playing dress up!

Hope: ...

Hope: Aww! That's adorable!

Peacemaker: *breathes in relief*