Winter: OK, long story short, Ash and Serena are here, and they had been turned into RainWings.

Qibli: I am so confused.

Winter: That makes two of us. Anyway, I was dared to pretend to be love with Ash for a month.

Winter: Golly, how I hate my life! :D

Kinkajou: Just do it, Ash and Serena are right there.

Winter: Fine.

Winter: Hi, Ash--

Ash: Hi, Winter--

Serena: *tries to slash Winter's face off*

Winter: *dodges* What the fuck!

Ash: What's gotten into you, Serena?

Serena: *hiss* Stay away from Ash!

Winter: Listen here, you crazy ass bitch--

Kinkajou: You might not want to do that, Winter. You also better not be talking to her senpai.

Winter: ...You should really come with a dictionary, because I can't understand a single word you say!

Serena: Stay away, or you'll regret it.

Winter: You don't tell me what to do, you waste of a perfectly good abortion.

Ash: Guys, stop fighting.

Winter: Relax, I'm just telling this pipsqueak--

Serena: *lunges at Winter*

Winter: FUCK! SHE'S ON FACE! I CAN'T BREATHE!

Qibli: Well, this is going to be a long month.

Later:

Qibli: OK, Winter's cowering in his cave for a while.

Winter: I'm not cowering! I'm just sick! *cough cough*

Qibli: Yeah, whatever you say. I'm here to give you your question: what would you think, if Ash said he loved you.

Winter: I only think of him as a friend.

Winter: ASH IS A FRIEND! YOU HEAR THAT, YOU PINK LITTLE PSYCHO BITCH!

Qibli: Oop! I think I heard her!

Winter: NEVERMIND, I DIDN'T MEAN IT! *hides*

Qibli: Haha

Serena: *appears out the shadows behind Qibli* Did someone call me?

Qibli: AHHHHH!