Qibli: I dare you to flirt with Turtle.

Qibli: ...

Qibli: I... *trails off in disbelief*

*He walks into a corner, and faces a wall*

Qibli: *sigh*

Qibli: Why! Why! Why!?

*proceeds to smash his forehead repeatedly in the wall*

Qibli: *deep exhale*

Qibli: *ugly sobbing*

*Finally, Qibli managed to get a grip, and stepped away from the wall*

Qibli: Obviously, this dare was intended for me to get murdered by Winter, good to know.

Qibli: But...I'll do it. Like the man I am.

Qibli: ...

Qibli: *😭*

Later:

Qibli: Hey, Turtle.

Turtle: Oh, hey Qibli.... why do you have flowers?

Qibli: Uh...

Turtle: Are they for Winter?

Qibli: No, actually...they're for you.

Turtle: What?

Qibli: Um...are you sure you're not a SkyWing? Because my love for you, is sky high.

Turtle: ...

Qibli: I...I can see why you enchanted your scales to be hard as diamonds, because they sparkle like diamonds.

Turtle: Are you having a seizure?

Qibli: I can also tell...your scales aren't the only things that's hard here. Hehe.

Turtle: What does that even mean?

Qibli: It's means whatever you want it to mean, uh...babe. Also--

Winter: OK, shut this trainwreck down.

Turtle: Winter?

Qibli: Oh, shiiiii--

Winter: What the fuck is this, Qibli?

Qibli: Winter, I swear it's not what it looks like!

Winter: Well, it looks like you're flirting with some random hoe!

Turtle: Winter--

Winter: Silence, hoe!

Qibli: It was a dare! I would never internationally hurt you like that!

Winter: ....OK, I'll forgive. To be honest, I was watching the whole thing in secret.

Qibli: What!?

Winter: Yeah, and I can say you're shit at flirting. Seriously, first it was funny to watch. Then sad. Then really creepy.

Turtle: So, we're all good here?

Winter: Not yet. I have something to announce first.

Winter: *inhales*

Winter: I AM QIBLI'S ONE AND ONLY! AND ONLY I HAVE  DIAMOND SCALES THAT CAN MAKE HIM HARD!

Qibli: Oh my god! Did you really have to yell that to the whole mountain!?

Winter: Eat it, Turtle!

Turtle: .....Oh! Now I get the hard part!

Turtle: *😨*