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Dare #91

Meanwhile, by a candlelit dinner:

Chris: ...

Winter: ...

Both: So--

Winter: I'm sorry, did you want to speak first?

Chris: No, no, it's OK.

Both: ...

Chris: Do you like the food?

Winter: It's... It's fine.

Chris: Good...

Winter's Mind: Fuck, this is so awkward. I dunno what to say, I never done this before. He probably thinks I'm stupid.

Chris's Mind: I wonder if I remembered to tell Martin to stay away from my snacks..

Winter's Mind: Damn, thinking I'm stupid and shit, what the fuck is wrong with him...?

Chris's Mind: On the adventure with the coolest creatures 🎶

Winter's Mind: Bitch.

Winter's Mind: I need to get out here. But how?

Winter: Hmmm...

Winter: Excuse me, I dropped my fork.

Chris: But your fork's right--

Winter: Let me just get it-- *jumps out of window*

Chris: That's... not how you retrieve a fork.

Later:

Kinkajou: You seriously jumped out of a window!? What the heck is wrong with you!?

Winter: I couldn't think of anything else to do!

Kinkajou: Enough! You are going to march up to Chris and apologize for last night.

Winter: OK, OK *walks away*

Kinkajou: And bring him a gift!

Winter: Fine!

Much later:

Winter: Chris, I'm sorry for the trouble I caused on our date.

Chris: It's alright, I wasn't bothered by it.

Winter: Well, to show you how sincere I am, I present you with a gift.

Chris: Oh, what is it?

*flop!*

Chris: ....is that a lion seal?

Winter: Yep.

Chris: And it's...

Winter: Yes, it is very much dead.

Chris: ....why?

Winter: Sorry I couldn't get you something bigger, like a orca. But, this a finest gift to IceWings that I can get. So, you like?

Chris: *😨*

Winter: He likes.



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