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Meanwhile:

Winter: And this is a bug.

Chris: What kind of bug?

Winter: There are other kinds of bugs?

Kinkajou: My turn! I'm going to talk about my namesake. Kinkajous!

Kinkajou: Kinkajous are tropical rainforest mammals from the Procyonidae family, which means they're related to raccoons, coatis, and olingos. They're lifespan is a total of 23 years if kept in cavity, and they're favorite food is termites, small mammals, and fruit. They're also known as "honey bears"

Martin: That's impressive!

Kinkajou: Thanks!

Qibli: Did you look up on Wiki?

Kinkajou: Shhh!

Chris: What about you Turtle?

Turtle: Well, I know sea turtles are born in sand and without parental guidance. Which means...

Martin: Yeah?

Turtle: ....no one's there to love them *😟*

Chris: Uh...moving on.

Qibli: I like adders. Adders are cool.

Moonwatcher: Very insightful, Qibli. I'm really getting a interest towards sloths, they are so slow, moss grows on them!

Winter: ...

Winter: OK, I finally know what this bug is: it's a red bug.

Chris: That's actually a ladybug.

Winter: How do know it's female?

Chris: It's male.

Winter: Then why the fuck is it called a ladybug?

Turtle: SAVE THE TURTLES! PLASTIC STRAWS ARE EVIL!

Chris & Martin: ...






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