Turtle: ....

Todoroki: ...

Turtle: ....So.

Todoroki: ...So?

Turtle: .........what's with the scar?

Todoroki: O-O

Turtle: Are you OK? Oh moons, what did I do?

*Deku suddenly walked in*

Deku: Hey guys!

*sees Todoroki*

Deku: Oh man, you triggered him, didn't you?

Turtle: I don't know! Maybe?

Deku: Don't worry, this doesn't last long.

Todoroki: *blinks*

Todoroki: What were you saying?

Turtle: Sorry, I'm not good at first impressions. How about we go somewhere else, and get to know each other?

Todoroki: Very well.

Later:

Turtle: Wow, you had a pretty hard life, harder than mine. Your dad sounds like a handful.

Todoroki: I know he's trying to redeem himself, but I still have an urge to push him off a cliff Lion King style, you know?

Turtle: I hear you, brother. At least, your sibling never tried to kill you.

Todoroki: Hehe. Yeah, it's not like my supposedly dead sibling is going to return, and we end up in an ultimate final battle .

Turtle: ....

Todoroki: ...

Todoroki & Turtle: *laughs hysterically*

Turtle: Yeah, that's totally not going to happen.

Todoroki: Yep....I have a question.

Turtle: What is it?

Todoroki: Who's that?

*He's points to Kinkajou, who was hovering of his head with a pair of scissors*

Turtle: Kinkajou!

Kinkajou: Dude, I need this.

Turtle: But--

Kinkajou: Just a few strands! From each side of his beautiful head.

*Turtle narrows his eyes, then pulls out a spray bottle*

Kinkajou: NOOOOOOO!

*Turtle sprays her with water*

Turtle: Back! Back I said!

Kinkajou: *hiss!*

Todoroki: OK....I'm gonna go get some soba *leaves*