Winter: Who the fuck is this?

Turtle: Winter, this is Izuku Midoryia. Midoryia, this is Winter.

Deku: Nice to meet you! But, you can call me Deku.

Winter: Great, another crossover.

Turtle: Be nice.

Winter: I am the definition of nice, you halfwit!

Deku: Hehe...you kinda remind me of--

Winter: SHUT UP, SHITTY DEKU!

Deku: I'm sorry :'(

Turtle: Don't be sorry, Winter's always like this.

Deku: Yet, he does look impressive. I never seen someone as intimidating yet elegant as him.

Winter: *scoffs* Well, obviously, you haven't seen awesome yet.

Turtle: *rolls eyes*

Kinkajou: *comes in* Is that who I think it is...?

*sees Deku*

Kinkajou: *squeal!* It's you! I'm your biggest fan! I have so much to ask you!

Deku: Really? I'm not even a full pledged hero yet, but I still have fan? This is exciting, and a little awkward... what do you want to know?

*Kinkajou made a serious expression, then knelt down to look Deku in the eye*

Kinkajou: Do you love Todoroki?

Deku: What!?

Kinkajou: Or Uraraka? Or Bakugou!?

Deku: Uh...uh..

Kinkajou: I need to know your perfect match, dammit!

Winter: Kinkajou, calm the fuck down.

Kinkajou: Fine, I'll leave...but until then..

*Kinkajou pinched out a strand of hair from Deku's head*

Kinkajou: I'm keeping this *leaves*

Winter: Weirdo.

Winter: Now, Deku, I have a question for you.

Deku: Yes...?

Winter: How long has it been since you broke a bone?

Deku: I been very careful actually...except this one time.

Winter: What happened?

Deku: I broke my wrist...slipping on a mopped floor.

Winter: .....you disappoint me.