Winter: I dare Kinkajou to make Peril mad by kissing Turtle.

Kinkajou: ....

Moonwatcher: Kinkajou, don't you dare.

Kinkajou: Imma' do it...

Qibli: Don't do it.

Kinkajou: Imma' do it!

Winter: Don't. Fucking. Do it.

Kinkajou: Can't stop me! *sprints away*

Winter: Well, she's dead.

Moonwatcher: Three moons...

Later:

Kinkajou: Hey, Turtle~

Turtle: Hello, Kinkajou.

Kinkajou: Have I ever told you how handsome you are?

Turtle: Kinkajou! I'm flattered...but, I'm engaged to Peril at the moment..

Kinkajou: That won't stop me...from doing this!

*She leaps forward and plants her lips against Turtle's*

Turtle: *shocked*

*Kinkajou then pulls away*

Kinkajou: ....

Kinkajou: Weird. I was expecting a big reaction--

*Suddenly, the wall beside them collapses. When the rubble is cleared, it reveals Peril, smoking from the core*

Peril: What is the meaning of this!?

Turtle: Peril! I don't know what happened!

Peril: My beef isn't with you, Turtle! It's with this one here! *points to Kinkajou*

Kinkajou: How did you even find us?

Peril: I can smell a tramp from a mile away!

Kinkajou: *gasp* How dare you! You want to fight, crispy tuna roll?

*Flames burst from Peril's body*

Kinkajou: ....on second thought, I'm gonna run.

*And ran she did*

Peril: I'M GOING TO SLAP A BITCH!

Turtle: Peril, calm down!

Later:

Winter: If anyone's wondering: yes, Kinkajou is still alive. We explained everything to Peril, but she's still a little defensive around Kinkajou.

Kinkajou: I REGRET NOTHING! >:3

Winter: And I can see why...