Turtle: Peril!

Peril: Yes, Turtle...

Turtle: You are the prettiest girl in Pyrrhia.

Peril: Thank you, Turtle.

Turtle: Will you accompany me to the mysterious wedding?

*dramatic piano riff*

Peril: No.

Turtle: B-but, Peril, I love you!

Peril: I..love you too. I looove you!

Turtle: Marry me, Peril!

*dramatic piano riff*

Peril: No.

Turtle: Why!?

Peril: I...I don't love you.

Peril: Whoopsies!

Turtle: PEEERRRIILLL!!!

Peril: I am in love with another...

Turtle: Who Is this man?!

Peril: He...

Peril: Is...

Peril: You...

Turtle: *😍*

Peril: I love you!

Turtle: Marry me, Peril!

*dramatic piano riff*

Peril: No.

Turtle: PEEERRRIILLL!!!

....

Both: *laughs*

Peril: Ah, classic...

Turtle: Yeah...

Turtle: But I was serious about getting married.

Peril: wut?

Later:

Winter: So, you two are betrothed now?

Turtle: Yep!

Kinkajou: I am anger....yet my shipper side tingles.

Peril: Never thought I'd be marrying my best friend, ever since the commotion with Clay.

Winter: You two are weird.

Turtle: Says the dude who married a spoon.

Winter: Why do we keep mentioning that moment!?

Moonwatcher: So, you guys are going get married now or...?

Turtle: We're not planning anything now. For now, we're just relaxing.

Peril: However, I don't want to wait for my first kiss... *turns to Turtle*

Turtle: What?

Peril: Kiss me, you fool.

Turtle: *gasp* Peril!

*Peril embraces Turtle, and kisses his face while he giggles*

Winter: *gags* Gross, where's your sense of public decency? *leaves*

Moonwatcher: Where you going?

Winter: To make out with Qibli in public.

Moonwatcher: *sigh*