Winter: So, what I'm hearing is...you were dared to do everything I say?

Tundra: ....Yes.

Winter: I..uh..

Tundra: Oh, please don't make me wait, I'm already humiliated enough.

*Suddenly, the Jade Winglet walked in*

Kinkajou: Hey, Winter, who's this lady?

Winter: This is my mother, and she has been dared to do anything I say.

Kinkajou: Really? Lucky! I would do anything to have a mom.

Turtle: Since I'm not a daughter, my mom never cared for me.

Moonwatcher: Mine wasn't even present for most of my life.

Qibli: At least yours didn't give you a scar over a coconut.

Umber: My mom sold my brother for cows. Try me.

Winter: *looks at winglet thoughtfully*

Winter: I made my decision. Mother, for the rest of the day, you have to be a good mom to each of my winglet, and by the end of the day, you come to me.

Tundra: What!?

Kinkajou: Yay! Free mom! *tackles Tundra in a hug*

Tundra: Unhand me!

----

Tundra: OK, Quibble? Was it?

Qibli: It's Qibli.

Tundra: Right. I just wanted to say, I am...happy for you and my son, I know you'll make him happy, and that's fine by me.

Qibli: That's good to hear....Also, here you go *pulls out a coconut, and hands it to her*

Tundra: This...this is a coconut.

Qibli: Yep. It's yours.

Tundra: Oh.

Qibli: So, what do you think?

Tundra: Uh...thank you?

Qibli: *tears up*

Tundra: Dear boy, why is there liquid coming out of your eyes!?

Qibli: *sobs* That's all I ever wanted! *sobs*

Tundra: I think...I broke my son's husband.

----

Tundra: Please tell me you're not weird like that SandWing.

Moonwatcher: Of course not.

Tundra: So, what do you require, NightWing?

Moonwatcher: Well...

*Moon pulls out a blanket, and lays on the floor with it*

Moonwatcher: Sing me a lullaby.

Tundra: ...are you shitting me?

Moonwatcher: Now I know where Winter gets his profanity from. And no, I'm serious, my mom checked on me often in the rainforest, but she never had the time to sing me a lullaby before bed.

Tundra: Fine....Twinkle twinkle--

Moonwatcher: No, not that one. How about you mimic animal sounds, I always fell asleep to those when I was young.

Tundra: *sigh* Uh...tweet tweet..caw caw...

Moonwatcher: Why all bird sounds?

Tundra: I don't know anything about the forest! And will you sleep already!

Moonwatcher: Oh, I wasn't planning to sleep.

Tundra: *internal screaming*

----

Tundra: OK, what do you want, moron?

Turtle: You are quite the mother, are you?

Tundra: Just let me get this over with!

Turtle: Well, you're definitely Winter's mother. Also, I just want you review the scroll I wrote.

Tundra: That doesn't sound so painful. Where is it?

Turtle: Here it is *pulls out a thick scroll* It's 345 paragraphs long, and I want it back in two weeks.

Tundra: *sigh* Of course...

Turtle: Also...do you love me as much as Anemone?

Tundra: I don't even know Anemone.

Turtle: Please, answer the question anyway.

Tundra: ....yes, I love you just as much.

Turtle: How about more?

Tundra: *facepalms*

----

Tundra: Why am I even here? MudWings don't even need parental guardians!

Umber: Relax, there's only one thing I want you to do.

Tundra: That is?

Umber: Sora! Come out!

*Sora comes in, shyly looking down at her feet*

Umber: Tundra, since your daughter isn't here, I want you to apologize for our sister's death for her.

Tundra: What? I'm not doing that.

Umber: Hey, It's your fault for raising such a monster.

Tundra: Hey! Icicle was doing her part in the war, and MudWings are just too sensitive.

Sora: How can you think that way? How did you feel when Glacier died, when your own sibling was taken away from you?

Tundra: It was unfortunate, but in a way, it doesn't affect me.

Umber: So, you're not sad that your only sister, your first best friend, is gone forever?

Tundra: Well...sure, I miss her..But--

Sora: And how do feel, that you weren't there to save her, and that you weren't there, when she needed you most.

Tundra: ....

Minutes later:

Tundra: SISTEEER! I'M SORRRRYY! *sobs*

Sora: *pats her gently* It's OK, there there.

Tundra: I always told her to wash her hands! I said hey sis, you should wash your hands to prevent viruses, and she said Nah, I'll be alright. THAT STUPID BITCH! BUT THAT STUPID BITCH WAS ALSO MY SISTER! *cries*

Sora: *turns to Umber* Should we tell Winter--

Umber: Hell no.

----

Tundra: So, what do you want, RainWing?

Kinkajou: ...

Tundra: What are you starring at?

*Kinkajou suddenly leaped onto Tundra's back*

Tundra: What the--

Kinkajou: Giddy up, slave!

Tundra: You evil thing!

Kinkajou: Look who's talking. Now go!

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Tundra: OK, Winter, I was a good mother to all of your strange friends. Now what?

Winter: I only want one thing from you...

Tundra: And what is that?

Winter: I. Want. A. Hug.

Tundra: ...so be it.

*The two IceWings step closer to each other, before wrapping their arms and wings around each other*

Tundra: ....

Tundra: This is not bad.

Winter: Yep.

Tundra: We shall never speak of this again.

Winter: Agreed.