Winter: Let's see what we have here: I dare Ash to kiss Winter--

Ash: ...

Winter: Don't you dare.

Ash: ...

Winter: Don't you fucking dare.

Ash: Sorry *leaps at Winter and tries to peck him on the snout*

Winter: NO! PHYSICAL AFFECTION! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!

Ash: Just hold still!

Kinkajou: *comes in* Oh! Are we having a party?

Winter: Begone, tree rat!

Kinkajou: No way! This is just getting good! *sits comfortably and takes out popcorn*

Winter: How do you have popcorn everywhere you go?

Kinkajou: I keep take it everywhere, in case there's drama around. Sure, it might grow stale and bad for my immune system, but it was worth it!

Ash: Come on, Winter!

Winter: Fine! *grabs Ash* But we're doing this on my terms!

*Winter levels Ash towards his head, and leans in for a kiss--*

Qibli: You got to be fucking kidding me!

Winter: *turns* Uh...it's not what it looks like?

Qibli: Why did you say that like it was a question?

Winter: Honestly, I am just confused towards this whole thing.

*While Winter was distracted, Ash pecked him on the snout*

Winter: Hey! No fair, Ash! I didn't want you to do it.

Ash: You were taking too long, and I still have to do this every five minutes for the next couple of months.

Kinkajou: Well, I know what I'll be doing in the next couple of months.

Qibli: What's that?

Kinkajou: Going to get more popcorn! This just got real!