Dare #60
Winter: OK, Turtle is back to normal, to let you all know. He's super protective over his bowl now, but man, he's shit at hiding it. *pulls out bowl*
Winter: Now, what's the dare again...: Make ten clones of Kinkajou.
...
Winter: Nope! Fuck no! Not doing that *toss bowl aside*
Winter: I went through a lot of trippy stuff, but this is far past my mental state.
Kinkajou: *walks in* Ooh? What's this?
Winter: *turns*
*Kinkajou slowly reaches to poke her snout in the bowl*
Winter: KINKAJOU, NO--!
Later:
*Moonwatcher and Qibli are walking back from lunch, and enter the room, revealing--*
Qibli: YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
*The room was filled with 10 bouncing clones of Kinkajou, while Winter laid in the center*
Moonwatcher: WINTER!
Winter: It wasn't my fault this time! Kinkajou poke her nose in the multiplying bowl!
Qibli: All this came from that?
Winter: There's more, she did it a dozen more times!
Kinkajou: Should've stopped me when you had the chance.
Kinkajou #2: Right, Kinkajou!
Kinkajou #3: You're awesome, Kinkajou!
Kinkajou: Thanks, Kinkajous!
Winter: I'm so confused!
???: What in the everloving fuck!?
Kinkajous: *turns*
*Turtle is standing the doorway, shocked*
Kinkajous: TURTLE! 💕 *charges at him*
Turtle: Wait--
*He's soon buried by the Kinkajous*
Winter: Well, he's dead.
Later:
Kinkajou: Aw! I miss my clone friends!
Qibli: Well, I'm glad Turtle managed to fix this with his magic.
Moonwatcher: And, Winter... *grabs Winter's ear*
Winter: Ow!
Moonwatcher: Apologize to Turtle, for stealing his stuff! *releases him*
Winter: OK! OK! *walks away*
In Turtle's room:
Winter: *walks in* Hey, Turtle...I just wanted to say--
*crack!*
*Winter looks up, and sees Turtle smashing his bowl with a bat with nails in it*
Turtle: *points bat at Winter*
Turtle: Walk. Away. Now.
Winter: *slowly steps back*
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