Qibli: Hey, Winter--

Qibli: What are you doing?

*Winter is lying in a dark corner, his tail coiled around Ash possessively*

Kinkajou: Winter was dared to be Yandere to Ash for a few months.

Qibli: Ash, how do you feel about this?

Ash:  Bite my tongue, bide my time.

Wearing a warning sign.

Wait til' the world is mine.

Visions I vandalize.

Cold in my kingdom size.

Fell for these ocean eyes...

You should see me in a crown.

Qibli: Da fuck?

Kinkajou: Ash was also dared to sing a list of songs for the time being.

Ash: Don't be cautious, don't be kind.

You committed, I'm your crime.

Push my button anytime.

You got your finger on the trigger.

Kinkajou: This is his personal hell.

Qibli: *sigh*

Winter: DON'T BREATHE IN ASH'S PRESENCE!

Later:

*Turtle passes Winter and Ash*

Turtle: Morning, Winter. Morning, Ash--

Winter: *lunges at him*

Turtle: AHHHHH! WHAT DID I DO!?

Ash: Winter, wait!

Kinkajou: Stick to the dare!

Ash: *sigh* I'm the bad guy~

Kinkajou: Duh!

Turtle: SOMEBODY HELP ME!