Winter: So...I was dared to do 7 days in heaven with Ash.

Winter: What. The. Fuck.

Kinkajou: Too late to turn back! *flings Ash and Winter into the a closet*

Winter: When did she become so freakishly strong!?

Ash: Winter...I don't think I want to so this.

Winter: I don't want to this more than you, trust me.

Ash: Maybe we can skip this dare, I don't want you to something you're not ready for.

Winter: ...

Winter: Is that a challenge?

Ash: Wut?

Winter: OK, we may be friends, but let's make one thing clear: if I get a dare, I do it, without delays.

Ash: Winter, I'm just saying if you don't want to--

Winter: Challenge accepted! *grabs Ash in a bear hug*

Ash: Ow! Stop!

Winter: Never! Let me love you dammit!

Meanwhile, outside the closet:

Kinkajou: Sounds like it's getting saucy in there.

Qibli: Actually, it sounds more like extreme outbursts of agony.

Kinkajou: Well, it's Winter, what did you expect?

Qibli: ....true.