Dare #48
*Qibli and Winter are walking into a dark alleyway, and Qibli was dragging Winter by the ear*
Winter: Ow! Qibli! Where are we going?
Qibli: I finally managed to find the location of this black market, and you are going to point me towards the psychopath selling you all these dangerous weapons.
Winter: OK, but it's not like they'll just be waiting here--
???: We meet again. What would you like to purchase today?
*Both turned, and saw a scarred SandWing in a hood, step out of the shadows*
Qibli: You! What gives you the right to sell illegal stuff?
???: But what's the problem?
Qibli: The problem is, those things damaged our school! And we almost got expelled! Twice!
???: *smirks* So, you want me to shut down? That won't be happening any time soon, and you better carry along before you get hurt--
*Suddenly, a female dragon's voice shouted from the back*
SandWing: Salamander! Are you done bringing bank yet!?
Salamander: *growls* For the last time, Fennec! Don't yell at me when I'm trying to be intimidating!
Fennec: You were never intimidating! Dummy!
Winter: Hey, Salamander! I want a refund!
Salamander: Well, you can't have one! And now that you know me and my sister's names, you will have to die *he digs into pockets, as though to pull out a weapon*
Winter: Don't move! *pulls out lightsaver*
Salamander: ...Hehe. Nice try *pulls out an equally red lightsaver, and with a press of a button, it grew more menacing*
Winter: *gasp* A Seth lightsaver!? You told me you ran out of that stock!
Salamander: I. Lied.
Winter: Oh, now you're dead! Qibli! Grab the Covenant gun!
Qibli: What do I with it!?
Winter: Just press the trigger, and try not to shoot me!
Qibli: Got it! *grabs gun*
*He aimed the weapon at Salamander, but Fennec got in his way*
Fennec: Not so fast! *raises her talon, and it has a metal gauntlet wrapped around it*
Winter: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Qibli: What is that!?
Winter: Shoot now!
*Qibli obeyed, and pulled the trigger. There was a blast that thrown him backwards, and Fennec dodged it, the blast instead tore down a whole wall*
Fennec: This getting ridiculous! *snaps her claws in her gauntlet, and Qibli's gun turns to ashes*
Qibli: How the fuck!
Fennec: Let me finish you!
Winter: Hell no! *he dodges attacks from Salamander, and managed to stab him in the leg*
Salamander: AHHHHH!
Winter: Wait up, Qibli! *throws lightsaver at Fennec, and it slices her talon off, along with gauntlet*
Qibli: You just tore off her talon!
Winter: Thank you, for your input!
*The two then faced the defeated SandWings*
Qibli: Well? What do you have to say for yourself?
Salamander: I-I guess....look into this *suddenly pulls out a memory eraser from Men In Black*
*There was a flash, and Qibli and Winter both fell unconscious*
Salamander: Well, that ended nicely.
Fennec: I got my talon chopped off!
Salamander: Uh...well, we should definitely depose of these two--
???: Not so fast.
*Both turned, and see Kinkajou, standing before them threateningly*
Fennec: Who are you?
Kinkajou: Oh, only your..
Kinkajou: Worse.
Kinkajou: Nightmare.
Later:
*Winter suddenly wakes up in his cave, along with Qibli*
Winter: What's going on...?
Kinkajou: *comes in* Oh! You just had an accident while hunting.
Qibli: Is that so? I don't remember that...
Kinkajou: Well, it happened. Long story short, I dragged you both here, and took care of you.
Winter: OK... Kinkajou, I have one question.
Kinkajou: What is it?
Winter: What is that?
*He points to the metal gauntlet wrapped around her tiny talon*
Kinkajou: .....There's some things you shouldn't pry in, Winter.
Winter: But--
Kinkajou: Trust me. *snaps her claws, and a bowl of ice cream appears in front of her*
Winter and Qibli: ...
Kinkajou: *nom nom* Yum! Ice cream, chocolate syrup, with a cherry on top....perfectly balanced, as all things should be...
Winter and Qibli: ...
Kinkajou: Bye! *skips away*
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