Winter: I was dared to watch Shrek

Qibli: The king of memes, himself!

Winter: What?

Qibli: *kneels* I'm not worthy...

Winter: O...K, I'm going to forget that ever happened.

During the start of the movie:

Winter: Hmm..I found a character even more relatable than Squidward. Good to know.

During the middle part:

Winter: This donkey is annoying as hell, at least he's voice actor's a hoot. Also, this King F--Th -- Shorty. Yeah, King Shorty is a real buttwad.

A while later:

Winter: OK, now this chick is with them, and she's one of those uptight bitches.

Kinkajou: Look who's talking!

Winter: Silence!

A few minutes later:

Winter: Oh! So the reason Fiona and Shrek act the way they do, is because they ugly! Well, they should just become intimate, how hard can that be-- Wait, what's happening? No, Fiona! You heard it all wrong, Shrek loves you, don't go! NO!

Winter: *sniffs* You... stupid...bitch.

During the Hallelujah song sequence:

Winter: *sobs for eternity*

During the end:

Winter: Finally! The asshole is dead! And Shrek is finally marrying Fiona. My life is complete!

Qibli: So, what did you learn today, Winter?

Winter: I did learn never to judge a book by it's cover, which means I should try to stop being so judgemental all the time....

Winter: I also learnt that dragons and donkeys can procreate.

Qibli: Yeah-- Wait, no!