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Dare #45

*Qibli is taking a rest on a mountain ledge*

Winter: QIBLI! LOOK OVER HERE!

*Qibli follows the voice, and looks down to see Winter standing on the ledge below him*

Qibli: WINTER? WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?

Winter: *distorted voice*

Qibli: WHAT?

Winter: *more distorted voices*

Qibli: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU DOWN THERE--

Winter: I'M GOING TO SING YOU A SONG, GODDAMMIT!

Qibli: OH! CARRY ON, THEN!

*Winter starts singing, in a loud voice so Qibli could hear*

Shipwreck in a sea of faces.

There's a dreamy world up there.

Dear friends in other places.

Carry me from here.

Travel light, let the sun eclipse you.

'Cause your flight is about to leave.

And there's more to this brave adventure.

Then you'll ever believe.

Birds eye view, awake the stars cause' they're all around you.

Wild eyes will always brighten the blue.

Chase your dreams, and remember me, sweet bravery.

'Cause after all those wings will take you up, so high.

So bid the forest floor goodbye, as you race the wind.

And take to the sky (you take to the sky)

On the heels of war and wonder.

There's a stormy world up there.

You can't whisper above the thunder.

But you can fly anywhere.

Purple bursts of paper birds.

This picture paints a thousand words.

So take a breath of myth and mystery.

Birds eye view, awake the stars cause' they're all around you.

Wild eyes will always brighten the blue.

Chase your dreams, and remember me, sweet bravery.

'Cause after all those wings will take you up, so high.

So bid the forest floor goodbye, as you race the wind.

And take to the sky (you take to the sky).

There's a realm above the trees.

Where the lost are finally found.

Touch your feathers to the breeze.

And leave the ground.

Birds eye view, awake the stars cause' they're all around you.

Wild eyes will always brighten the blue.

Chase your dreams, and remember me, sweet bravery.

'Cause after all those wings will take you up, so high.

So bid the forest floor goodbye, as you race the wind.

And take to the sky.

(you take to the sky)

(You take to the sky)

Winter: So, beetle muncher, what did you think?

...

Winter: Qibli? *looks up and sees the SandWing is not on the ledge*

Winter: What the--!

Qibli: Sorry, just went to go get a snack *a lizard was in his talon*

Winter: Did you even see my performance!?

Qibli: ....WHAT?

Winter: *facepalms*

---

*Winter's eating a fish, when Qibli burst in*

Winter: Wut?

*Qibli starts singing Take a Hint*

Why am I always hit on by the boys never I like?

I can always see 'em coming, from the left and to the right.

*Grabs Winter by the talons, and spins him around*

I don't wanna be a priss.

I'm just trying to be polite.

But it always seems to bite me in the--

*Qibli tries to lean in for a quick kiss, but Winter slaps him with a half eaten fish*

Qibli: Ow! Why?

Winter: I'm still mad at you!

Qibli: Aww!

---

*Qibli is taking a nap, when suddenly, Winter shakes him awake*

Qibli: Wha-- Winter--?

Oh!

Get your hands off my hips!

Or I'll punch you in the lips--!

Stop your starring at my--

Winter: Qibli! That last line wasn't part of the song, my eyes are up here!

Qibli: Oop! Sorry! ...hey, weren't you also dared to dance with me--

Winter: My work here is done! *flees only to accidentally run into a wall*

Winter: Fuck!

Qibli: You OK?

Winter: Hell no-- I mean, yeah *proceeds to limp out of the cave*

---

Kinkajou: So, where's this song you're going to sing me, Moon?

Moonwatcher: Right here.

Shipwreck in a sea of faces.

There's a dreamy world up there.

Dear friends in other places.

Carry me from here.

Travel light, let the sun eclipse you.

'Cause your flight is about to leave.

And there's more to this brave adventure.

Then you'll ever believe.

Birds eye view, awake the stars cause' they're all around you.

Wild eyes will always brighten the blue.

Chase your dreams, and remember me, sweet bravery.

'Cause after all those wings will take you up, so high.

So bid the forest floor goodbye, as you race the wind.

And take to the sky (you take to the sky)

Kinkajou: Moon! That was so beautiful!

Moonwatcher: Thank you!

Winter: *comes in* I still sang it better.

Moonwatcher: Keep believing in lies, you dolt.

Kinkajou: I feel like you become more savage as you hang out with Winter, Moon.

Moonwatcher: I'm not savage, I'm just right.

Moonwatcher: ....on second thought, you make a good point.

---

Glory: Tsunami!

Tsunami: What is it, Glory?

Glory: You're a psychopath! But you're also sweet!

Tsunami: What?

*Glory starts singing*

Oh, she's sweet, but she's psycho.

A little bit psycho.

At night she's screaming.

"I'm-ma-ma-ma out of my mind"

*Holds talons with Tsunami, and pecks her on the snout*

Oh, she's hot, but she's psycho.

So left, but she's right, though.

At night she's screaming--

Tsunami: IM-MA-MA-MA OUT MY MIND!

Glory: Tsunami!

Tsunami: Sorry, couldn't help but sing along. OH SHE'S SWEET, BUT SHE'S PSYCHO. A LITTLE BIT PSYCHO!

Glory: This is torture. I'm outta here.

---

Tsunami: Riptide? Deathbringer? Why did you ask Glory and I to be here?

Deathbringer: Just you wait.

Glory: I have a feeling this is going to be a disaster.

Deathbringer: OK, Riptide, follow my lead.

Riptide: Got it.

Deathbringer: 1...2...3

I'm sexy and I know it--

Tsunami: Nope *gets up and leaves*

Glory: Look at that, I was right *follows Tsunami*

Deathbringer: Wait!

Riptide: *sigh* Now what?

Both: ....

A while later:

Deathbringer: Welcome to the opening of the I Did Some Dumb Shit, Now My Girlfriend's Mad At Me Club.

Riptide: We need a shorter name.

Deathbringer: We'll discuss it in the next meeting. Also, why is Qibli here?

Riptide: Is Moon mad at you, Qibli?

Qibli: No, I actually pissed off my best bro.

Riptide: Does that count?

Deathbringer: I'll allow it. A bromance is just as important, that's why I keep a document of Riptide's whole history after he offered his friendship.

Riptide: Aww! That's-- You what!?

Deathbringer: I'm sorry for prying in your private life, but a bro's got to do what a bro's got to do.

Riptide: OK, but why do you need so much information?

Deathbringer: ...Definitely, not to add the names of your enemies to my hit list *nervous laughter*

Riptide and Qibli: ...

Deathbringer: Give me a break, guys! I never had friends before!


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