Dare #44
Winter: OK, I was dared to watch My Hero Academia.
Kinkajou: Yes! That's my entire life!
Winter: Well, that's your problem.
Winter: Anyway, let's watch this already.
A couple of episodes:
Winter: Wow...I didn't hate it.
Qibli: Really? That's all you have to say? It's a great show.
Winter: Fine, it's awesome.
Kinkajou: What did you like about it?
Winter: Well, firstly, I got to say my favorite is Todoroki.
Turtle: Why?
Winter: Why? He's badass, he doesn't take shit from his dad, and he has great taste: ice over fire. Nice. Plus, him and I share one thing comment.
Qibli: An icy exterior but a warm heart?
Winter: No. Crippling depression! 🌈🌈🌈
Qibli: That's it, I'm taking you to a therapist after this.
Kinkajou: Well, my favorite character is Mina. She's my spirit animal!
Moonwatcher: I like Kouda.
Qibli: Kirishima is my man!
Winter: What about you, Tuna Fish?
Turtle: Stop calling me that. And I don't have a favorite character.
Kinkajou: I think you look more like a Deku fan to me.
Turtle: He's more interesting than I'll ever be...
Kinkajou: That aren't true! You're great, Turtle!
Qibli: And you do remind me of Deku...just like Winter reminds me of Bakugou.
Winter: What's that supposed to mean?
Qibli: I mean you go apeshit crazy, over every little thing.
Winter: NO, I DON'T! STOP LYING!
Turtle: Winter, please calm down...
Winter: SHUT UP, TURTLE! I'M ONLY VOICING MY OPINION!
Kinkajou: Ah, classic...
Moonwatcher: OK, let's discuss things without yelling, okay?
Qibli: OK, here's a conversation starter: why does everyone think that Dabi is a Todoroki?
Kinkajou: Uh, because it's true.
Qibli: I just don't see it.
Winter: Are you dense? It's become blatantly obvious at this point.
Qibli: You believe in this theory, too?
Winter: Well, it doesn't seem that farfetched, especially since my annoying brother was once turned into an equally annoying SkyWing that worked for Scarlet.
Qibli: Yeah, but...come on. Are we expected to see Dabi throw Endeavor off a cliff Lion King style?
Kinkajou: Todoroki would probably do that first, if Endeavor's redemption arc doesn't come soon-- *she covers her mouth*
Qibli: Wait? He's getting a redemption arc?!
Winter: Kinkajou! Spoilers!
Kinkajou: Well, you should've read the damn manga!
Winter: I aren't reading shit!
Moonwatcher: OK, maybe there are things we disagree on. But there is one thing we can all agree on...
Winter: What?
Moonwatcher: Mineta is the worse.
Everyone: Oh my moons, yes!
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