Dare #42
*Winter is taking a casual walk, when suddenly he's ambushed by masked figures*
Winter: Ahh! What the fuck--
*One of them knocks him unconscious, and everything went black*
Later:
*Winter wakes up in a empty cave, and his kidnappers are standing in the shadows*
Winter: Who are you assholes?
*The dragons stepped into the light, revealing that they were his winglet*
Winter: Guys? What are you doing?
Turtle: For weeks. You have tortured us with your ukulele practices.
Moonwatcher: Now it's time for our revenge.
Winter: What are you talking about?
Qibli: I didn't want to do this...Kinkajou, do the thing.
Kinkajou: *nods*
*Kinkajou suddenly pulled out an object, it was a kazoo*
Kinkajou: Say your prays, ice sniffer.
Winter: No..Nooooo!
*Kinkajou inhales, before blasting on the kazoo, resulting in a sound like a dying duck*
Qibli: ...
Qibli: This is torture. We should leave.
Moonwatcher: Yep!
Turtle: Bye Winter! See you at lunch!
Winter: Wait! Don't leave me alone with it! SOMEBODY HELP--!
Meanwhile:
Clay: Did you hear that?
Tsunami: What?
Clay: It sounded like someone was pleading for help...and also a dying duck.
Tsunami: ...Oh! The Jade Winglet is torturing Winter with a kazoo.
Clay: You knew about this!? But you didn't do anything!
Tsunami: Knew about it? Buddy, I allowed it.
Clay: You scare me sometimes.
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