Winter: Today, I'm going to watch Vampire Diaries.

Qibli: Makes sense, since your kinda a dragon version of a vampire.

Winter: Exactly why you should be quiet, or else I bite your neck.

Qibli: Kinky.

Winter: What! --No, I --- Arrgh! Let's just get this over with!

After episode one:

Qibli: So, what did you think?

Winter: ....It was alright, I totally understood everything that was going on *sweats*

Qibli: ...You didn't understand a thing did you?

Winter: *sigh* No...

Qibli: What's not to understand?

Winter: Hey! All I know, is that I saw mist, there's this hot guy at a highschool, and some chick, then there's a dead body in the end.

Qibli: I think the girl and boy are Stefan and Elena.

Winter: And I'm guessing they have some chemistry, don't they?

Qibli: I dunno, it's only the first episode, dude.

Kinkajou: *sneakily creeps behind Winter, and whispers in his ear* Ship Stefan x Elena. Ship Stefan x Elena.

Qibli: Kinkajou, no! Back!

Kinkajou: *hiss!*

Winter: I don't know why...but I have a urge to ship Stefan and Elena.

Qibli: She brainwashed him! No!

Kinkajou: You can't stop me! *scatters away*