Winter: Again guys, it's time for another round of song dares.

Qibli: Whoo!

Tsunami: Turtle, why am I here?

Glory: I have the same question, Kinkajou dragged me here when I was in the middle of working.

Kinkajou: You were napping, Your Majesty.

Glory: Nuh-uh!

Tsunami: Jeez, Glory, never thought you'd get use to the RainWing life.

Glory: Excuse me! Being a queen is tiring!

Winter: Are two done yet? We need to get this dare done.

Glory: First your winglet joins in your dares, now us?

Turtle: More like forced.

Tsunami: Fine, what are we doing?

Winter: Singing.

Tsunami: Uh..are you sure?

Winter: Please don't tell me you're an incompetent singer like your brother.

Tsunami: I'm not incompetent! I'm just rusty!

Winter: Well, you practice once it's your turn. Let's start.

---

Qibli: You're singing for me again, Winter? Never knew I was that special.

Winter: Don't make this weird.

Qibli: You know that's impossible.

Winter: *sigh* Here I go...

White shirt, now red, my bloody nose.

Sleeping, you're on your tippy toes.

Creeping around like no one knows.

Think you're so criminal.

Bruises on both my knees for you.

Don't say thank you or please.

I do what I want, when I'm wanting to.

My soul, so cynical.

*Winter steps closer Qibli*

So you're a tough, like it really rough guy?

Just can't get enough guy, chest always so puffed guy.

*Winter pounces on Qibli and pins him to the floor*

I'm that bad type, make your mother sad type.

Make your girlfriend mad type.

Might seduce your dad type.

I'm the bad guy~

Qibli: You're freaking me out, dude.

Duh.

Qibli: Are you just going to casually lay on top of me, now!?

---

Qibli: My turn! Winter!

Winter: OK, no need to use top volume!

Qibli: Look who's talking. Anyway...

Here comes trouble.

No mistaking.

I know you anywhere.

I can sail the ends of the ocean

And find you waiting there.

I've been searching.

And searching.

Near and far.

Searching.

And searching.

And there you are.

Winter: *turns towards him slowly*

Our wishes share a star.

I choose you

I choose you

What else can I do?

We're too good together to part.

Where we share from the start.

Feels like one beating heart.

I choose you.

I choose you--

Winter: I already went through with this Moon.

Qibli: What?

Winter: Listen, the serenading is a nice touch, but I prefer gifts when you try to seduce me.

Qibli: But Winter--

Winter: I'm not expecting anything expensive, homemade is good too, I would even a nice written card. But not hugs! To whoever said hugs are classified as gifts, don't make fucking sense!

Qibli: Winter--

Winter: I'll see ya when you have my gift ready *leaves*

Qibli: ...

Later:

Moonwatcher: Qibli, why do you have that box of chocolates?

Qibli: Winter thought I was seducing him with a song.

Moonwatcher: Were you?

Qibli: No!

Moonwatcher: Hmm, then I think Winter may be shitting with you.

Qibli: Wait what?

Winter: Snatch! *takes chocolates* Thanks! *flees*

Qibli: WINTER!

---

Moonwatcher: Hey, Kinkajou!

Kinkajou: Hey, Moon!

*Moonwatcher suddenly starts singing*

Kinkajou: Huh?

Looking at me through your window.

Boy, you had your eye out for a little.

"I'll cut you up, and make you dinner"

Kinkajou: ....huh?

"you reached the end, you are the winner"

Rolling down your tinted window.

Driving next to me, real slow, he said

"Let me take you for a joyride, I've got some candy for you inside"

Kinkajou: *slowly backs away*

Running through the parking lot.

He chased me and wouldn't stop.

Tag, you're it! Tag, tag, you're it!

Kinkajou: Wait, you could've said this was a game of tag! I would've been prepared!

Moonwatcher: No, Kinkajou *reaches for her*

Kinkajou: You'll never take me alive! *jumps out of window*

Moonwatcher: Why does she and Winter take things so seriously?

Moonwatcher: ....And when did we get a window in here?

---

Riptide: Tsunami, why have you called me here?

Deathbringer: Yeah, and why am I here also?

Tsunami: Well, Glory and I were each dared to sing to you. And since we're singing the same song, we decided to do it together.

Deathbringer: Is my queen going to bless me with her harmony?

Glory: *groan* Let's get this over with.

*Both start singing*

Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

I'm an angel with a shotgun.

Angel with a shotgun.

Get out yours guns.

Battle's begun.

Are you a saint or a sinner?

If love's a flight.

Then I shall die.

With my heart on a trigger.

They say before you start a war.

You better know what you're fighting for!

Well baby, you are all that I adore.

If love is what you need

A soldier I will be.

I'm an angel with a shotgun.

Fighting til' the war's done.

I don't care if heaven won't take me back.

I'll throw away my faith, babe.

Just to keep you safe.

Don't you know you're everything I have.

And I wanna live

Not just survive tonight.

Sometimes to win.

You've got to sin.

Don't mean I'm not a believer.

And major Tom.

Will sing along.

Yeah they still say I'm a dreamer.

They say before you start a war.

You better know what you're fighting for.

Well baby you are that I adore.

If love is what you need.

A soldier I will be.

*Tsunami starts singing louder*

I'm an angel with a shotgun.

Fighting til' the wars done.

I don't care if heaven won't take me back.

I'll throw away my faith babe.

Just to keep you safe.

Don't you know you're everything I have--

Tsunami: Glory, why did you stop singing?

Glory: Nothing, it's just...your voice.

Tsunami: What about my voice?

Deathbringer: It's--

Riptide: *to tears* It's beautiful!

Tsunami: Well, it's good to know someone appreciates my talent!

Deathbringer: Note to self: Riptide is deaf.

---

*The Jade Winglet is having a quiet study session--when Winter barges in*

Qibli: Winter, we're trying to--

I stand tall Cuz' I know I'm a winner!

Knock me down, and I'll GET BACK UP AGAIN!

You met your match!

POKÉMON!

POKÉMON!

IM GONNA CATCH THEM ALL--

Kinkajou: Wait, catch? Is this going to be another game of tag?

Winter: Actually--

Kinkajou: Not today! *jumps out of window*

Winter: The hell!? When did we get a window?

---

Qibli: Yo, Winter!

Winter: What!

Qibli: *starts singing treat you better*

I won't lie to you.

Winter: You lied about not stealing my snacks!

I know he's just not right for you.

Winter: This dragon you're referring to, does not exist.

And you can tell if I'm off

But I see it on your face

When you say that he's the one that you want.

And your spending all your time

In this wrong situation

And anytime you want it to stop

I know I can treat you better

Than he can.

Any girl like you deserves a gentleman--

Winter: OK, I said this once, I'll say it again: I am an independent IceWing, I'm also fucking single.

Qibli: Well, in that case...you free tonight?

Winter: Get out.

Qibli: Fine.

*Suddenly, Qibli steals back Winter's chocolates*

Winter: What!?

Qibli: Oh! Look what you made me do! Look--

Winter: Imma' kill you!