Winter: We were dared to sing songs to dragons.

Turtle: But..I can't sing.

Winter: No shit, you're singing is basically yelling in a high pitched voice. Anyway, we'll each sing a different song, to one dragon.

Qibli: Can't wait! SandWings are musical prodigies, after all.

Winter: *rolls eyes*

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Winter: Qibli!

Qibli: Yes, Ice Daddy?

Winter: Wtf? Who told you to say that?

Qibli: Kinkajou.

Winter: Of course. Getting back on track, I am about to sing Angel With a Shotgun to you, and you're going to fucking love it.

Qibli: Ooooooh

*Winter starts to sing*

Ohh yeah! Ohh yeah! Ohh yeah!

I'm an angel with a shot

Angel with a shotgun

Get out your guns

Battle's begun

Are you a saint or a sinner?

If loves a flight

Then I'll shall die

With my heart on a trigger

They say before you start a war

You better know what you're fighting for

Well, baby you are all that I adore

If love is what you need a soldier--

Winter: What a minute! *reads over lyrics* Wait, this is a love song?

Qibli: What did you think it was about? An actual angel with an actual shotgun?

Winter: ...

Winter: OK, we're done here.

Qibli: Wait, I was right? Haven't you ever heard about metaphors?

Winter: WE'RE DONE HERE!

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Qibli: My turn! Oh, Winter!

Winter: What?

Qibli: *clears throat*

There once was a bittersweet man

And they called him lemon boy~

Winter: Fuck no!

Qibli: Why?

Winter: We already went through with this with that MAP on YouTube!

Qibli: But--

Winter: No excuses!

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Moonwatcher: Hey, Sunny?

Sunny: Yes, Moon?

Moonwatcher: *inhales*

Angel of Darkness!

Angel of Darkness!

The world is in your hand.

Sunny: Huh?

But I will fight and I will stand!

Sunny: Is this some kind of prophecy? But in song form?

Angel of Darkness!

Sunny: O...K *slowly shuffles away*

ANGEL OF DARKNESS!

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*Turtle is taking a long nap, when he's suddenly interrupted, when Kinkajou starts singing the Wild Kratts theme song on top volume*

ON ADVENTURE WITH COOLEST CREATURES!

FROM THE OCEANS TO THE TREES!

Turtle: Ahh! What's going on?

THE BROTHERS KRATTS GOING TO PLACES YOU NEVER GET TO SEE!

HANGING WITH THEIR CREATURE FRIENDS!

GET READY, IT'S THE HOUR--

Turtle: Please, Kinkajou, it's barely morning.

Kinkajou: Hush, Turtle, let me continue to serenade you.

LA LA LA! FORGOT THE WORDS!

Turtle: *buries himself in pillow*

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Turtle: I don't want to do this!

Winter: Come on! The rest of your winglet already did their part, it's time for yours.

Turtle: *sigh*

Turtle: Hey, Riptide!

Riptide: Sup'

Turtle: *gulp*

I'm blue!

Dada dee Dadada!

Dada dee Dadada!

Dada dee Dadada!

Qibli: What's he doing?

Kinkajou: I think...he's trying to sing?

Riptide: Are you alright, Turtle? You're sweating a lot.

I'M BLUE!

Dada dee Dadada!

Dada dee--

Turtle: *faints*

Winter: Well, there he goes.

Tsunami: What's going on here? Why is my brother on the floor again?

Winter: Again? This happened before?

Tsunami: More times than I would like to admit.

Winglet: *turns to Kinkajou*

Kinkajou: *sigh* It's true.