Winter: I was dared to prank Turtle. For this, I (unfortunately), had to ask my winglet to help make him suffer.

Qibli: We're not exactly going to make him suffer.

Winter: Where's the fun in that?

Moonwatcher: After much discussing, we finally decided on a prank.

Winter: And it's lame.

Kinkajou: Well, it's better than any torture you suggested.

Winter: The tears is what makes it funny!

Qibli: Let's just do this, already.

Later:

Moonwatcher: Did Winter do it, yet?

Qibli: I don't know, we have to wait.

Kinkajou: I hope he doesn't do anything cruel.

Qibli: Relax, he's only putting squid ink in Turtle's toothpaste. Winter may be narcissistic, but it's not like he's poisoning him--

Turtle: *burst in* AHHHHH! MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE!

Kinkajou: Winter, what did you do!?

Winter: I put ink in his toothpaste, like you said!

Moonwatcher: What kind of squid did you use!?

Winter: I-I don't know, it was really colourful, bright red, and I found it in some murky water.

Moonwatcher: Winter! That squid could've easily been dangerous!

Winter: Oh shi--Turtle, open your mouth!

Qibli: I can't believe this! You actually poisoned him!?

Winter: Shut up, and help me tackle Turtle!

Later:

Qibli: OK, good news: Turtle's going to be fine. Bad news: Winter feels really guilty, and he's been brooding in a corner for the whole day.

Winter: I'VE SHOULD'VE KNOWN!

Moonwatcher: It's not your fault, IceWings don't know much about squids.

Qibli: *sigh* It's going to be a long afternoon.