Winter: OK! The Jade Winglet are dared to play a game called Yandere Simulator.

Kinkajou: Woohoo!

Qibli: Can we have a tutorial first?

Winter: No, you just have to wing it.

Qibli: But--

Winter: Anyway! Since it's one player, we have to take turns, and I'll go first.

--Winter's Turn:

Winter: OK, how do I do this?

Qibli: Told you we needed a tutorial.

Winter: Shut up. Alright, I'm in a school...why are there weapons on the ground?

Moonwatcher: Try picking it up?

Winter: I picked it up. Now, let me try pressing this button--

*scream*

Winter: Shit! Did I just killed someone?

Qibli: Well, her corpse is laying in front of you, so yeah.

Winter: OK, let me--

*scream*

*scream*

*scream*

Moonwatcher: Winter! Stop pressing that button, you're killing everyone!

Winter: I don't know how to put down the knife! Or walk for that matter! *randomly smashes buttons*

*Seconds later, Winter's avatar is standing in a pool of blood and body parts*

Winter: ....People can't get arrested in this game, right?

*Winter's avatar gets arrested*

Winter: Fuck!

--Qibli's Turn:

Qibli: Let's do this! I got my knife, I got my senpai shrine--

Winter: That's the weirdest sentence I ever heard.

Qibli: Whatever, time to frame someone for murder!

Moonwatcher: Another weird sentence.

Qibli: *sigh*

Minutes later:

Qibli: I have done the dark deed, now to burn the body!

Winter: You could've killed Boobs McKenzie.

Moonwatcher: You know that's not her name.

Winter: I don't even know the main character's name! How am I suppose to memorize the others?

Qibli: You also have a problem with memorizing our names.

Winter: That's not true, I always know your name, since it's so stupid.

Qibli: Let's return to the game. OK, I finished putting the body in the furnace, and now to go home....Oh no.

Winter: What?

*In the game, the police discovered the body, and the clues pointed to Qibli's avatar, who was arrested*

Qibli: I forgot to put on the furnace.

Winter: YOU FORGET TO PUT ON THE FURNACE!

Qibli: I didn't burn the body.

Winter: YOU DIDN'T BURN THE BODY!

Moonwatcher: Thank you, for your insight, Winter.

Winter: I'm just saying, the number one rule of murder is: BURN THE FUCKING EVIDENCE!

Qibli: I thought it was bury the evidence.

Winter: Actually, burning is more effective, I would know.

Qibli and Moon: ....

Winter: What?

--Turtle's Turn:

Winter: Turtle, stop being a wimp, and look at the screen!

Turtle: But the graphics are so violent...

Winter: That's the point, you're killing people! Also, what you said is ironic, considering your sister tried to kill you once.

Turtle: Hey! She gave me an apology cake to make up for it!

Winter: Play the game, already.

Turtle: Fine. I'm brave, I can do this. What does this button do?

*scream*

Turtle: *😨*

Winter: Turtle?

Turtle: *pukes*

Winter: What the hell, Turtle!

--Moonwatcher's Turn:

Winter: It's pretty hard to know what to do next.

Qibli: Maybe, we should check the menu--

Moonwatcher: Isn't it obvious? We're suppose to pretend to be friends with Boobs McKenzie, by helping her with her depressed dad.

Winter: ....How did you know that?

Moonwatcher: I'm a mind reader.

Qibli: But...they're fictional characters, how..?

Moonwatcher: Alright, all I need to do is kidnap a gang leader's daughter.

Winter: There's a million girls in this game, how--

Moonwatcher: It's the blonde chick with a fake tan. Now, I have to tie her in a basement, and hold her for ransom.

Winter: We barely started the game, how do you know these things!?

Moonwatcher: Then after that, I invite Boobs McKenzie to my home, then when she least expects it...I eliminate her, so she can stay away from senpai!

Moonwatcher: OK, now let's start.

Winter: ...

*meanwhile, Qibli is in a corner, mumbling to himself*

Qibli: They're fake characters...how..how can she..?

--Umber's Turn:

Winter: The point of the game, is to get with senpai.

Umber: Is this senpai a dude?

Winter: *nods*

Umber: Yes King!

Umber: So, what do I do now?

Qibli: *shrugs* I don't know, we just kill people.

Umber: Killing? Nope, I did enough of that in the war. I'm going to do better, I'm going to play matchmaker, so my rival won't have to bother with senpai anymore.

Winter: You are cheesy as fuck.

Qibli: Well, I think it's a good idea. Try it out.

Minutes later:

Winter: Huh? That actually worked.

Umber: Told you so.

Winter: Never thought I'd see the day where I'm happy for Boobs McKenzie.

Qibli: Well done, Umber.

Umber: Thank you. Now that was settled peacefully, there's nobody between me and senpai--

*still has a dozen rivals left*

Umber: What?

Winter: There are more bitches in this game? You got to be kidding me!

Umber: Maybe, we can play matchmaker a little longer.

Winter: Hell no! It's time to go medieval on their asses!

Umber: But, I don't want to kill anyone.

Winter: I don't want to kill you.

Qibli: Oh, for moon's sake.

--Kinkajou's Turn:

Winter: Lastly, it's the RainWing's turn. God help us all, that she doesn't start giving everyone friendship bracelets.

Kinkajou: Don't always assume such things about me. And, I thought you liked the bracelet I made you.

Winter: I can't help that it matches my eyes! It's not that I accept your goddamn friendship!

Kinkajou: *rolls eyes* Whatever you say, Winter. Time to start the game.

Qibli: Don't be upset if you find it tricky, since the rest of us are still getting the hang of it.

Kinkajou: I think I'll manage.

Later:

Winter: Why are you walking into a dark room, who are these weirdos in black, and why is there a red symbol surrounded by candles on the floor?

Kinkajou: Just trust me.

*her avatar proceeds to murder the characters around her, and drag them in the center of the symbol. She's immediately transported in front of three demons*

Winter: Da fuck?

*one of the demon gives her avatar powers, and huge clawed hands rise around her, while she floats with red eyes*

Qibli: Kinkajou, how is summoning demons helping us get senpai?

Kinkajou: I'll show you in the minute *suddenly goes on a killing frenzy around school*

Kinkajou: DIE! DIE! DIE! FEEL MY WRAITH, PUNY MORTALS!

Everyone: :0

Kinkajou: HAHAHAHAHA! >:D

Kinkajou: Phew! That was fun.

Everyone: :0

Kinkajou: Oh, forgot to tell you, I'm a pro at this game.

Winter: ....I'm going to go.

Kinkajou: Where are you going?

Winter: Just going to get something: snacks, some fresh air, holy water--the possibilities are endless *leaves*

Kinkajou: OK? So, do you guys want to play some more?

Qibli: ...Sure, just let me-- *stabs controller with tail*. Oh no, I accidentally broke the controller! Guess we have to do something else.

Kinkajou: Qibli, I clearly saw you deliberately breaking it.

Qibli: .....Please don't kill me.

Kinkajou: *rolls eyes*