Winter: OK, here's the thing: Serena and Ash are back, but this time, I have to pretend to be in love with Serena.

Qibli: Already moving on, huh?

Winter: Shut up, Qibli, that wasn't real.

Qibli: It was real to me!

Winter: Anyway! They're waiting in the cave, and this time, Ash is a...

Kinkajou: Yandere.

Winter: Stop making up words. OK, let's do this.

*Winter approaches the two RainWings*

Serena: Hey, Winter.

Winter: *flinches*

Serena: What's wrong?

Winter: Nothing, self habit.

Winter: Anyway, I wanted to tell you how beautiful--

Ash: *hiss!*

Winter: What in the moons?

Ash: Stay away from her!

Winter: What's wrong with you?

Kinkajou: I told you he was a Yandere!

Winter: Is that what that means? Well, you should've warned me he was going to go apeshit crazy!

Winter: *sigh* Listen, Ash, even though we known each other for a short while, I know we're friends, and you would never hurt me--

Ash: *spits venom*

Winter: *dodges* What!? Who taught him that!? Kinkajou!

Kinkajou: *scoots away*

Ash: Enough! We'll settle this on the battlefield! A fight to the death!

Winter: Ahhhhh...shit.

Later:

Turtle: Are we bad friends for letting this happen?

Moonwatcher: Winter specifically told us not to intervene.

Kinkajou: So grab some popcorn, Turtle.

*A short distance away, Winter and Ash were facing each other, both in a defensive stance*

Winter: I don't want to do this, but you forced my hand, which in a same way is like pissing me off.

Ash: Be quiet, and fight! *charges*

Winter: *charges*

*The two dragons wrestled each other, with claws and teeth involved. Both dodged each attack, like jets of venom and columns of frost. A while after, the two were exhausted, and laid across each other, dazed*

Winter: *pants* T...truce?

Ash: *pants* Truce...I don't even remember what we were fighting about.

Winter: Oh that, I just flirted with your girl--

Ash: Arrgh! *lunges at him*

Winter: AHHHHH! I DIDN'T MEAN IT!

Qibli: How long is this going to take?

Moonwatcher: Probably, only a few minutes...

Hours later:

Turtle: OK, Ash and Serena were taken home. Ash did apologize to Winter before he left.

Winter: For what? I totally bested him in that fight--Ow!

Qibli: Hold still, Winter! I'm not finished wrapping you in these bandages!

Kinkajou: He got his ass kicked.

Winter: Did not! Ow!

Qibli: Hold still!

Turtle: *sigh* I need less crazy friends.