Winter: What are you losers doing?

Moonwatcher: Reading Ash x Winter fanfiction

Winter: What the hell? And aren't I the only one who can do all these dares?

Qibli: I dunno, we're just popular, I guess.

Winter: In your dreams, camel snout. I want to know, how did you get your claws on fanfiction like that.

Kinkajou: The same place where I get all my fanfiction... The void.

Winter: I'm too scared to ask what that is.

Kinkajou: It's better that way.

Turtle: How about you join us, Winter.

Winter: No fucking way! I have no idea why that ship exists.

Qibli: Well, you did cry when Ash left.

Winter: IT. WAS. DUST!

Qibli: C'mon, it's just for fun.

Winter: Isn't it basically illegal?

Kinkajou: What the FBI don't know won't hurt them.

Winter: OK, you guys are weird, and I'm burning the fanfiction.

Kinkajou: Just when this fic was already spicy.

Winter: Yep, I'm burning it all.

Turtle: Should we be worried? Winter doesn't have fire.

Qibli: He'll definitely find a way, we should escape while we can.

Later:

Tsunami: Can anyone explain how and why your cave caught on fire!

Winter: ...

Winter: Peril did it.

Peril: I wasn't even present through half of this goddamn book!