Dare #169
Armadillo: We were dared to find dates!?
Dawn: Yes! Romance!
Vanilla: I guess, since it's a dare. C'mon, Siblings, time to find our significant others.
Armadillo: No way! I don't know anything about this kind of thing!
Dawn: It's easy, just go up to a random dragon you think is cute, and ask them out!
Armadillo: That sounds like it will end horribly.
Dawn: Don't think much into it. Let's do this!
Later:
*In the Sky Kingdom, in the middle of the nursery. Cliff looked out at the other SkyWing dragonets*
Cliff: *sigh* When did this place become so boring?
*Suddenly, Dawn bursts out*
Dawn: HEY THERE! *tackles Cliff*
Cliff: Ahh! What are you doing!?
Dawn: I'm Dawn, and I think you're cute.
Cliff: I'm not cute! I'm a vicious SkyWing!
Cliff: *tiny growl*
Dawn: *smiles* Sure you are. Anyway, you want to play together?
Cliff: ...no one asked me to play before.
Dawn: But you're a prince, who wouldn't want to play with you?
Cliff: Mother doesn't let me play with middle-class, and the nobles' dragonets are all stuck ups.
Dawn: That's rough. But you have me now, and I like you.
Cliff: Thank you...
Cliff: Do you want to play storm the castle? You can be the princess, and I can be the knight.
Dawn: Princess? No way! I want to be a scavenger, with a stabby stick.
*Dawn then picked up a random stick, and started thrusting it around*
Dawn: Stab! Stab!
Cliff: Haha! OK, you can be the scavenger.
Dawn: Yay!
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*In the Sea Kingdom, Auklet was playing on the shore. Suddenly, distant music plays, and Auklet turned to see--*
Auklet: Huh?
*Vanilla standing a short distance away, carrying a mini radio over her head*
Vanilla: Hey you!
Auklet: Me?
Vanilla: Be my Waifu!
Auklet: What does that mean?
Vanilla: I don't know, my aunt taught it to me.
Auklet: Well, would you like to play in the sand with me?
Vanilla: Sure. *puts down radio*
*Vanilla sat beside Auklet*
Vanilla: So, what you do in this sand?
Auklet: I draw lines!
Vanilla: Tempting....but I have a different idea.
*Vanilla went to work on the sand, while giving Auklet instructions as well. After they were done, they made a sand snowman on the shore*
Auklet: It's beautiful!
Vanilla: Thanks to you, you're really good with sand.
Auklet: Can you teach me to make more funny shapes?
Vanilla: Of course. Only if you come with me to visit my fathers, and prepare our betrothal.
Auklet: I don't know what that means, but OK!
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*in the rainforest, Peacemaker was busy picking berries off bushes*
Peacemaker: Poison. Not poison. Poison. Poison. Not poison.
Peacemaker: What's this? *tastes berry*
Peacemaker: Blah! Not poison, just disgusting.
Armadillo: Hey, Peace?
Peacemaker: Oh, hey Armie. What can I do for you?
Armadillo: I wanted to ask you something...
Peacemaker: Sure, we're friends, you can ask me anything.
Armadillo: Will you be my boyfriend?
Peacemaker: .....wut?
Armadillo: I know it's sudden! But just for today?
Peacemaker: ....
Peacemaker: This is weird, right? I'm not the only who thinks this is weird?
Armadillo: Please! I don't want to be upstaged by my sisters!
Peacemaker: Listen, Armie--
Armadillo: *puppy dog eyes*
Peacemaker: ...
Peacemaker: Shit.
Later:
Winter: Hey, what's this? A play date?
*Dawn and Vanilla stood before him, with Cliff and Auklet by their sides*
Dawn: We were dared to get dates!
Qibli: Aww! That's adorable!
Vanilla: Can Auklet and I be married now?
Winter: When you're older, honey.
Vanilla: *sigh* One day, my love...one day..
Auklet: I like sand!
Winter: So, where's Armie? Does the rascal have a date too?
Armadillo: *comes in* Hey, guys!
Qibli: Armie! We heard about the dare, who's the lucky dragon?
Armadillo: Well...
*Peacemaker walked in*
Peacemaker: Sup'
Qibli & Winter: ...
Qibli: Uh--
Winter: NOOOOOOO! GOD! NO! NO! GOD! WHY!?
Qibli: Winter--
Winter: NOOOOO!
Armadillo: Mr Winter--
Winter: NOOOOOOO! NOOOOO!
Winter: WHY!? WHY!? WHAT HAS LIFE COME TO!?
Winter: *breaks down sobbing*
Peacemaker: ...
Peacemaker: Well, I'm happy now.
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