Tundra: I dare you and Cobra to kiss--

Tundra: HELL NO!

Cobra: What? What's wrong with that?

Tundra: I am not kissing a barbarian!

Cobra: C'mon, princess, I ain't that bad.

Tundra: You smell like a dumpster fire.

Cobra: Harsh.

Tundra: I refuse to do it.

Cobra: Fine, suit yourself...

Tundra: ...

Tundra: Maybe, a little one...just so I can show I'm not afraid of a little dare.

Cobra: You're changing your mind? Never knew I was that irresistible.

Tundra: Shut up. It's only one kiss, and don't you dare try anything!

Cobra: I wouldn't dare of it, princess.

*Tundra slowly scooted closer the SandWing. She leaned in, her lips nearly touching Cobra, but they wouldn't move an inch closer*

Cobra: *sigh*

*Irritated, Cobra wrapped her arms around Tundra's waist, and pulled her into a kiss. Tundra was surprised, but slowly relaxed. She wrapped her arms around Cobra's shoulders, deepened the kiss, surprising Cobra*

Qibli: Hey, Mom, I just wanna---

*Cobra and Tundra pulled back, and stared Qibli while still holding each other*

Qibli: ...

Qibli: MAMA, NO! *falls dramatically*

Cobra: Ah, shit.

Winter: *comes in* What's happening here?

Qibli: They-- She--- WHY?!

Tundra: Nothing's happening here! We were just--

Cobra: I made out with your mom.

Tundra: Cobra!

Winter: WHAT THE FUCK!?

Cobra: Hehe.

Qibli: *inhales*

Qibli: AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!! I AM DECEASED!

Cobra: OK, son. Stop being fucking dramatic.